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Re: Greetings, Lance's here. I love God and God loves you. Questions?
« Reply #174 on: December 05, 2011, 09:33:49 PM »
FOR the lOVE of Smurfs can u guys shutup for a while i jus answered Smurf's question

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« Reply #175 on: December 05, 2011, 09:37:56 PM »
Cain's wife is from Nod and you have to understand that his wife is not the issue here that's one thing you have to understand in the bible. by the time Cain left Eden people were already populating the world hence the "mark on Cain.

Alzeal got to it before me... therefore breaking GoDs law by having incest, 
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« Reply #176 on: December 05, 2011, 09:43:27 PM »
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LIAR! You Alzeal is the biggest LIAR in here by accusing first. I'm not a liar and I will not dodge anything. I'm still here and typing.

Dodged me again, for the tenth or eleventh time.

Liar.

QED.




PS I apologize if anyone's getting bored by this (I know I am), but I've got my eye on the all-time WWGHA Dodging a Direct Question Record, currently held by HAL in his inquisition of Fran's Four Proofs. The record stands at twenty-three - I think I can get there if I can only stay awake.


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« Reply #177 on: December 05, 2011, 09:43:36 PM »
LIAR! You Alzeal is the biggest LIAR in here by accusing first. I'm not a liar and I will not dodge anything. I'm still here and typing.

I haven't lied. Please feel free to  support this statement anytime you want. Since you haven't supported it, and I'm pretty certain that you can't, I have to point out that this is yet another lie on your part.

If you aren't going to lie, and you won't dodge, then why do you not answer the questions that were asked?

As such, this post is clearly another attempt at a dodge. Also yet another ad hominem on your part. So I must also point that you've lied here about not dodging as well.

Seriously, Lance. You could just honestly answer the questions.......
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« Reply #178 on: December 05, 2011, 09:46:04 PM »
LIAR! You Alzeal is the biggest LIAR in here by accusing first. I'm not a liar and I will not dodge anything. I'm still here and typing.

That's just it, though, Lance...you type and type; maybe more than most theists we ever get in here, but some 95% of what you have said is either huffing about something someone has said to you, repeating things which were clearly not understood the first time you posted them with no attempt to clear up your wording, swearing at and belittling those who have responded to you, or attempts at jocularity.

Plus, there are, between this and the other threads you have been active in, any number of good questions which have simply fallen through the cracks and never adressed at all.

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« Reply #179 on: December 05, 2011, 09:49:40 PM »
you asked and i answer! between my answer and you is none of my business. that's why tehre's freewill - you decide. one thing i would add is there are alot of what i call "filter holes" in the Bible where it lays out a tricky verse for the faithless. It's a tricky thing and the bible even has a "firewall" to protect it from people like you to pervert it.  :laugh:

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« Reply #180 on: December 05, 2011, 09:51:21 PM »
you asked and i answer! between my answer and you is none of my business. that's why tehre's freewill - you decide. one thing i would add is there are alot of what i call "filter holes" in the Bible where it lays out a tricky verse for the faithless. It's a tricky thing and the bible even has a "firewall" to protect it from people like you to pervert it.  :laugh:

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« Reply #181 on: December 05, 2011, 09:55:04 PM »
anymore from my rebellious lovely flocks? I'm all ears here! :laugh:

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« Reply #182 on: December 05, 2011, 09:55:41 PM »
While we wait for Lance's illuminating response with baited breath I offer you this

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, “What is wrong with you?” Adam replied that he was lonely and didn’t have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, “This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”

God replied casually, “An arm and a leg.”

Adam thought a moment and asked, “What can I get for a rib?”


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« Reply #183 on: December 05, 2011, 09:57:39 PM »
Jaywell i jus made two reponses and you didn't even noticed. before you get to jokes know what's going on first. POE!

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« Reply #184 on: December 05, 2011, 09:58:27 PM »
anymore from my rebellious lovely flocks? I'm all ears here! :laugh:

2 more dodges. 4 more lies.

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Jaywell i jus made two reponses and you didn't even noticed. before you get to jokes know what's going on first. POE!

3 more dodges. My mistake.
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« Reply #185 on: December 05, 2011, 09:59:07 PM »
Every post by Lance not addressed to me is a dodge, so that's 13-14.

(I'll do an exact re-count if I get near the record - but I expect HAL will ban him if I get too close, so it's probably academic  :)).

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« Reply #186 on: December 05, 2011, 09:59:43 PM »
you asked and i answer! between my answer and you is none of my business. that's why tehre's freewill - you decide. one thing i would add is there are alot of what i call "filter holes" in the Bible where it lays out a tricky verse for the faithless. It's a tricky thing and the bible even has a "firewall" to protect it from people like you to pervert it.  :laugh:

How have we perverted it? We've quoted it. You can't even do that. You can't show where anything that you claim about is actually in the bible.

Every post by Lance not addressed to me is a dodge, so that's 13-14. (I'll do an exact re-count if I get near the record - but I expect HAL will ban him if I get too close, so it's probably academic  :)).

It'll probably happen as soon as he stops being amusing.
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« Reply #187 on: December 05, 2011, 10:00:19 PM »
Jaywell i jus made two reponses and you didn't even noticed. before you get to jokes know what's going on first. POE!

But you don't even know what question I am waiting for an answer for. Jerk.
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« Reply #188 on: December 05, 2011, 10:01:18 PM »
Jaywell i jus made two reponses and you didn't even noticed. before you get to jokes know what's going on first. POE!

But you don't even know what question I am waiting for an answer for. Jerk.

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« Reply #189 on: December 05, 2011, 10:05:11 PM »
If Christianity is the only true religion, then why do practitioners of all other religions feel fulfilled in their faith and achieve the same desired results as Christians?
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« Reply #190 on: December 05, 2011, 10:08:19 PM »
anymore from my rebellious lovely flocks? I'm all ears here! :laugh:

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« Reply #191 on: December 05, 2011, 10:09:11 PM »
because Christianity is man-made as all the other religions. it's up to you? as for me I believe in the God of the Bible and His holy words. that's all. and i don't need the pope to explain it to me.

@ Alzeal See that's ur problem because you're interpreting the Bible verse by verse, literally. The Bible is a word of art when you know you don't need to quote but rather use it in parables. That's how understanding is for the Bible.

You suck! lol jk

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« Reply #192 on: December 05, 2011, 10:11:06 PM »
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It'll probably happen as soon as he stops being amusing.
In the way that a cat stops being amused by the mouse after it's died?  :)

So let's try to keep him alive...


(Edit: 14-15).
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« Reply #193 on: December 05, 2011, 10:13:47 PM »
@Gnu EPIC Fail with that comment. lol

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« Reply #194 on: December 05, 2011, 10:15:13 PM »
15-16, liar.

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« Reply #195 on: December 05, 2011, 10:16:15 PM »
Al:
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It'll probably happen as soon as he stops being amusing.
In the way that a cat stops being amused by the mouse after it's died?  :)

So let's try to keep him alive...


(Edit: 14-15).

Naah...I think I'm done. He's getting even less coherent

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« Reply #196 on: December 05, 2011, 10:16:27 PM »
because Christianity is man-made as all the other religions. it's up to you? as for me I believe in the God of the Bible and His holy words. that's all. and i don't need the pope to explain it to me.

@ Alzeal See that's ur problem because you're interpreting the Bible verse by verse, literally. The Bible is a word of art when you know you don't need to quote but rather use it in parables. That's how understanding is for the Bible.

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« Reply #197 on: December 05, 2011, 10:18:33 PM »

@ Alzeal See that's ur problem because you're interpreting the Bible verse by verse, literally. The Bible is a word of art when you know you don't need to quote but rather use it in parables. That's how understanding is for the Bible.

You suck! lol jk

Except that you can't use the parables either. You don't know those. Very little of what you say has any relation to anything said in the bible. You don't even know the right names of the people and places, you don't know where they're from, you know absolutely nothing. It's not even a matter of taking it literally or not. It's a matter of actually knowing what words are in there in the first place. That's why you're an abject failure and nothing more than an object of continued mockery to us. You know nothing. You can't even respond to simple questions, you don't even know the basic information that a Christian would be taught in Sunday School. You're an intellectual child and, as such, there is no reason for anyone to take you seriously. Fortunately your continued mongrel-like yapping is still amusing to some of us, so we're keeping you around for the time being to perform for us.

The problem with saying that you're using it in parables, is that you can't be doing that because you don't even know what words are in to form a parable from. You're too stupid to form a sentence, you actually think you can interpret the bible?

Oh, and by the way, you still have a bunch of questions to answer. As it stands, this is another lie from you about not dodging.
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« Reply #198 on: December 05, 2011, 10:18:55 PM »
I think Lance has earned this clip, because it is exactly what he is doing:

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« Reply #199 on: December 05, 2011, 10:19:52 PM »

Naah...I think I'm done. He's getting even less coherent

I agree, I think Gnu and I broke whatever was passing for his brain.
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« Reply #200 on: December 05, 2011, 10:21:50 PM »
anymore from my rebellious lovely flocks?
"flocks"?            We are not sheep.
"my"                 We are not yours.
"rebellious"         Rebellion requires an authority against which to rebel. You are not an authority. You are not a source of wisdom.

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« Reply #201 on: December 05, 2011, 10:23:54 PM »
He just repeated an entire post verbatim.

Does that count as another dodge, or is it merely an action-replay of the original?

Whatever.

I'm calling it 17. HAL can appeal if he wants to...

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« Reply #202 on: December 05, 2011, 10:25:36 PM »
because Christianity is man-made as all the other religions. it's up to you? as for me I believe in the God of the Bible and His holy words.

Every branch and sub-branch of Christianity is made up of people who thought exactly this. You are no more special, and, frankly, a lot less coherent than almost any of them

Uuurgh! Yeah, I know I said I was done, It's SUCH a train-wreck, though!