LUCIFER is Satan and he was one of the top angels of heaven. Aside from God, I think only Michael surpasses Lucifer in power and might. That's why God wants Him back to rightouseness and he get Satan back to good side. YEAH!
anyway folks i gotta go it's almost 430pm over here and i will see u all tomorow @ 8am. Take care and God bless. Merry Christmas!
Lol... They really need to make trading cards or something, so we can keep track of the different super-beings and their respective power levels.
Aka:Satan, Belzebub, Mephistopholes, Lord of Flies, Ol' Scrotch
Rank:Incarnation of Evil; Fallen Angel
Weapon Specializations: NATO M16A1 ASSAULT RIFLE, BERETTA 9MM, M249 SAW, STANDARD ISSUE FRAGMENTATION GRENADE
Powers:Can slow or stop time, shape-change, fly, shoot fireballs, lift 5 buses. Posseses 8 thorny cocks for mass saaaahdamy.
Likes: Big Butts
Aka:Archangel Michael, Mike, Mikey, the Mikester
Age:As old as the stars in teh sky!
Rank:Head angel, super special all around magical guy
Weapon Specializations: Flaming Sword, Ninja Throwing Stars, X-35 Airsoft Rifle, Semi-Auto Paintball Gun
Powers:Can reverse time, change OTHER people's shapes, float, fly, levitate, transmutate, shoot iceballs from his buttocks, lift 10 buses. Anatomically incorrect.
Likes: Loincloths, dude-thongs, Dancing With The Stars
Dislikes: Bad icky evil stuff that is not good, plus whatever Gawd dislikes at the moment.
Aka:Jehovah, Allah, God, Lord, Lordy, G-D,
Eyes:All the colors of the rainbow
Hair:"Like wool" when incarnated into a 160 lb meat bag, apparently
Age:OLDER THAN THE OLDEST THING EVAH!
Rank:Divine a**hole, malicious super-powered space elf
Weapon Specializations: Lightning bolts, Raining Fire, Plagues, Earthquakes, Floods, M72 Grenade Launcher
Powers:EH CAN DO ANYFING!
Likes: Smitings, Foreskins, Needlessly Complicating s**t, Writing Really Boring Literature
Dislikes: Er... Pretty much everything. Especially anything fun.
This actually reminds me of a great idea I had for a 2-d fighting game, like Street Fighter II... It would be called "SUPER GOD KILLER 5" (just because sequals are kool)... And you'd pick from a list of gods to fight in a battle royale to the death... Like you could do Jesus Vs. Buddha, or Vishnu Vs. Allah... Each deity has their own level to fight in (like in front of the gates of hell, or in Nirvana), finishing moves, and endings (like if Satan wins the game, you see Heaven burnt to cinders with angel parts everywhere)...
You can imagine how cool the special moves would be. I'd make a million off this game, I swear. Just wish I knew someone who could program that sort of thing.