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Female drivers become lesbian whores
« on: December 02, 2011, 07:28:47 AM »
Allowing women drivers in Saudi Arabia will be 'end of virginity'

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[Academics] warned that allowing women to drive would "provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce".

Within 10 years of the ban being lifted, it claimed, there would be "no more virgins" in the Islamic kingdom.
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Re: Female drivers become lesbian whores
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2011, 07:30:40 AM »
...Seriously?
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Re: Female drivers become lesbian whores
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2011, 08:35:36 AM »
Its true. Can you find a virgin in the West?  I rest my point.  Damn cars.  Maybe the Amish are on to something.
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Re: Female drivers become lesbian whores
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2011, 09:17:59 AM »
Thanks.  I now know who the College of Cardinals/Sanhedrin of Saudi Islam is and will memorize the name:

Majlis al-Ifta' al-A'ala

and guess at how to pronounce it.

    modge-lease ahl if-tah ahl-ah-ah-lah

Say it fast 3 times.  Then try these:

    She sells seashells by the seashore.
    Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

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Re: Female drivers become lesbian whores
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2011, 09:49:52 AM »
It occurred to me that the thread could have been titled "Damned Women Drivers" because it seems the Majlis al Ifta al A'ala figures that will literally happen.

It is their failing that they didn't figure in the expense of Retail Therapy as well.

In a book on harems by a Turkish American woman the author explained a dynamic of harems in traditional Istanbul.  The harems could not communicate with each other.  Carriage rides were forbidden and the phone had not been invented.  They communicated thru women peddlers.  But Moslem women were not supposed to be on the street.  Christian and Jews were on the street but you really wouldn't want a pork-eating Christian to visit in your home.   How it commonly worked was a Christian businessman would contract a marriage with a Jewish woman.  She would work as an Islamic Avon Lady with a clientele of the city's harems.  She would pass on gossip and messages.  She would listen to gossip to pass on.  Among the gossip would be insider trading clues about big deals going down.  That would be funneled back to her husband.
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Re: Female drivers become lesbian whores
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2011, 10:00:11 AM »
Greatest thread title in history. It damn sure reeled ME in!  :P

Oh. And can we just wipe the Middle East off the face of the Earth yet? Jinkies, what a bunch of yammering retards.
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Re: Female drivers become lesbian whores
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2011, 10:30:40 AM »
if driving is the end of virginity, I think they're using the gearshift wrong.....

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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2011, 10:35:56 AM »
Having more women drivers that become lesbian whores might help with the overpopulation problem.  And lesbian porn would surge to new heights.
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Re: Female drivers become lesbian whores
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2011, 11:12:32 PM »
I ways wonder why Alan Jackson wrote that song Pick Up Man  :laugh:
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Re: Female drivers become lesbian whores
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2011, 05:37:07 AM »
if driving is the end of virginity, I think they're using the gearshift wrong.....
You beat me to it ;) I'm reminded of the way women were to ride horses for a long time.

To be fair, if women are allowed to drive around, they will indeed be more likely to reach places where they can commit heinous crimes like driving the kids to the doctor or meet a better man.
The solution, of course, is to make driving illegal for everyone, period. They should see a decline in sodomy very shortly.

Seriously though, it just pisses me off when someone just utters with conviction a statement that is so mind-bogglingly obviously wrong.
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Re: Female drivers become lesbian whores
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2011, 09:46:30 AM »
The movie Death of a Princess about a Saudi princess Mishaal who was shot for adultery in 1977 told about upper class women picking up boy friends.  There are places where guys hang out outside and shuck and jive and sometimes someone gets up to dance with his hands in the air.  His sleeve will slide down and show off his arms.  Some upper class women would have their driver take them out to watch the show.  Show us some skln!  The movie alleged that that was where a woman could find a toy boy.  If a car could take her there.  If her chauffeur was on her side on the matter.

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Re: Female drivers become lesbian whores
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2011, 12:18:35 PM »
I don't know about the OP, but I did loose my virginity in a car. Oh wait, I don't think she really was a virgin too though, although she claimed she was! Girls wouldn't lie about that would they?
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