Look, I'm sorry, I've watched this go on for five pages.
Rob? You're a fucking retard homey. When they shocked your holy rollin' ass back to life at the clinic? Alllll those tasty antibiotics that kept your rusty ticker pounding are your PROOF OF EVOLUTION. They kept a dozen different viruses from creeping into your body and eating you from the inside out. Read up on it, for the love of f**k, instead of coming here, ADMITTING you know virtually nothing about what you're talking about, and then proceeding to try to slippery-snake your way through a minefield of logic that's been laid out by people infinitely smarter and better educated than you.
You can't even speak coherent sentences. Your entire worldview, and everything you've typed here, is one giant melting pot of nonsensical voodoo-talk and mystical bullshit. You sound like a fucking fortune cookie written by some goon with Down's Syndrome.
"I am a faithbeing! Truth is faith! The central stone of being is grounded in the back nine of contemporary strife channelled through conduits of meat and fiber optic cable!"
Retardsville. You're the mayor. Wear your sash with pride.
Also blatent troll. The constant "Athiesm is a religion derp!" and "I'm gonna show this too my religious buddies!", all that bullshit... Kid's a fuckin' troll, AND a douche. And your god obviously wants you dead, or he wouldn't have given a 34 year old a shitty, malfunctioning bloodpiece.
I wash my hands. Their soaked in delicious lamb's blood, by the way. I'm making chops for dinner. Mmmmm. Delicious. Now kindly f**k off.