God created us, we sinned, and we deserve Hell. Every one of us.
Wow. What a sad, self-pitying existence you must lead. I'm caught between feeling pity for you and wanting to throw a rock at you for being such a mewling and pathetic shell of a human being.
Oh, and go f**k yourself very much for actually thinking everybody on Earth deserves eternal torture. You are one sick puppy.
The fact that God saves some (not all) of us from deserved wrath does not make Him "a prick", it makes him more kind, more merciful, more generous, more patient, and more good than the best person you can imagine.
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WTF are you TALKING about dude? Your god IS THE SAME GUY WHO DETERMINED THAT WE'RE WORTHY OF "WRATH"!!!!
So Charlie Manson's a big sweetie because he didn't decide to kill MORE people? Are you for real!?
Hitler is a super cuddly snugglebear that loves people big huggie bunches because some (not all) of Europe was deemed worthy of NOT BEING THROWN INTO AN OVEN?
"More good" than the best person I can imagine? The Yahweh character isn't even as "good" as the homeless junkie pedophile who hangs out by the dumpsters at the Circle K!!! I mean Ruby Red never EXTERMINATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH on a whim or sent freakin' BEARS to murder 48 kids, now did he? And he damn sure never tortured nobody for an eternity, let alone 95% of all Asians and East Indians who ever lived.
I'm sorry for all the lol'ing but seriously now... Do you realize this is the twisted logic you're trying to spin? There ain't a sane person on the planet outside your cult who's going to hear you say something like that and go "Oh, wow, that's so true!"
Holy s**t. Your brain is a pretzel man!
The fact that your big spooky space genie condemns *anybody* to an eternity of suffering, simply because it can't get over the fact that it fucked up the blueprints for it's defective prototypes 5,000 years ago or whatever, is some of the most petulant, immature, UNJUST bullshit you could ever regurgitate.
Has it really never occured to you that having unlimited punishment for limited "sin" is the very definition of unjust?
lol.. Your childish god can't even bring itself to forgive and forget, despite all the yammering you people do about forgiveness. It's STILL supposedly holding a grudge over some s**t your great-to-the-100th power grannie did, and it's willing to torture you FOREVER for it.
The character of Yahweh is a f**k-up and a prick, by any standard definition. Sorry champ. You worship Darth Vader. Or more appropriately, that wrinkled little emperor guy in the robe with the lightning fingers.
I seriously can't stop laughing over your "God's SO loving & swell because he doesn't torture EVERYBODY!" thing...
To accurately refect the audio going on in my office, I'd have to cover this entire post in "hahahahaha"s... lulz.
As you get on your keyboard to bang out some semi-coherent raging response (if not you, then someone else on this forum)
Our raging responses are quite coherent, thanks!
to try to defame his character yet again, He provides you with breath to fling words at Him, the mind to translate your insults to words, and the technology to form your words into bits and bytes and send them winging all this way to everyone on this forum, and if that is not enough, afterwards He still offers to save you through his Son. Again and again He demonstrates his longsuffering, his patience, and his kindness, even to his enemies (like you.) Why wouldn't you come to a God like Him?
Because you sound like a freaking lunatic man, and I'm not in the habit of following lunatics down the bunny trail of philosophy and Truth. "The breath to fling words"??? Who the hell talks like that? What planet are you from?
You talk like we're going through some great experience by pointing at a picture of bigfoot and going "bullshit". Being as you're indoctrinated and brainwashed and stuck insde your little cult world, you just seriously don't have a concept of how easily dismissed your god really is to anybody on the outside looking in.
You might as well be wearing a viking helmet and preaching about Odin. I mean come on. He gave you breath and a computer and will take you to Valhalla when you die where we will feast and drink forever. Why would you not come to a god like him?
I mean s**t, he's at least 500 times cooler than YOUR god. Odin never obsessed over foreskins, for one thing... And as far as I know, doesn't have the blood of a city's worth of first-borns on his hands.
As for "defaming His character"... Just read the book. WE don't need to defame it... The book does it just fine. The guy/robot/alien/whatever spends the entire old testament trying to accomplish stuff, messing it up, and then smiting his way out of it. And a lot of the time, like with Noah's Ark, his/it's "great plan" ultimately amounted in there being no difference between the before and after.
And I swear, impotent gods are the worst kinds lol. STRIKE ME DEAD, JESUS! YOU TAKE DICKS UP THE NOSTRILS!!!!
Still here. One impotent god mocked, and I'm about to head home to enjoy a beer and play some videogames. Ahhhh! I blasphemed the holy spook! I'm doomed forever! But don't cry for me Argentina. If your religion was real, I'd take a thousand hells over bending a knee to the vile child-killing, slavery-endorsing, mysognist homophobe pedophile you call a god.
Really a shame you can't see how embarassingly you've been duped. What a rube.
lol... Anyway. Thanks for the laughs, Chuckles. Sorry you think everybody you know is worthy of eternal torture though. Oh, and sorry you think you suck and are made out of ancient suckjuice from the kingdom of suck and all that. Hope you... You know... Don't hate yourself and humanity so much down the road.