Jehovah's Witnesses have all that sh!t covered. Grace, works, life, death, missioning, the whole shebang.
Sooner than you think, any day now, before you know it, practically yesterday, right away, could be tomorrow, almost immediately, Armageddon
will come. This will be a mighty battle: big bad voodoo daddy Jehovah, his kid Jesus and all the good people of the earth, versus Satan, his demonic minions and all the bad people of the earth. Jehovah will win and then he will reign forever and ever.
There are 144,000 people already chosen by Jehovah God to be in heaven with him after Armageddon. That's it. How do you know who is chosen by god's grace? "They just know", I was told when I asked. I also noticed that those are the only people allowed to eat the unleavened bread and drink the wine at the annual Lord's Evening Meal and passover service
. In the predominantly black congregation we went to, there were two really old white ladies who were the chosen. Nobody else.
If you are not one of the old white ladies chosen, you do not get to go to heaven, but you will get a chance at the second place prize, behind Door Number Two: eternal life in the brand spanking newly refurbished Garden of Eden paradise that Jehovah God will create after Armageddon. In the "This Time, Definitely Paradise", there is no suffering or killing or pain or sneaky serpents or problems of any kind. God's promise. Every ill will be healed. Wild animals will be tame.(Will lions and tigers have flat teeth like cows?)
We will beat our swords into plowshares. Our overdue library books will be magically renewed. We will all have our own theme songs. Gum will no longer stick to our shoes. We will remember where we left our spare reading glasses. Internet porn will be free and have no pesky popup ads. Lassie will finally come home.
In pictures, everyone is strolling through what looks like a large city park, in smiling international but racially segregated family groups, clad in traditional clothing, gathering fruit and playing with lions and bears. It looks excruciatingly boring, and we are talking eternity here. Nothing ever dies. (I asked my father what do people and animals eat besides fruit since there is no killing and thus no meat. He said that Jehovah would provide us with special holy food.)
Jehovah's Witnesses get first dibs on the eternal life love train, because they are the only ones who really have the truth. It is therefore the job of every JW to convert as many people as possible to the truth. If you are not a JW, good luck. You will get a goodness test and if you pass, you get eternal life. If you flunk, well you just die forever. Anyone who dies before Armageddon sleeps until they are resurrected and given the test. Then they go to their assigned final destination.
See? Neet, suite and compleat. But is it remotely plausible? Jehovah God is leaving the room and will NOT be taking any questions.