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What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?
« on: October 10, 2011, 03:52:04 PM »
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Re: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2011, 04:32:56 PM »
Gays will get married.
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Re: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2011, 05:16:20 AM »
The sky will fall!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Re: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2011, 05:22:08 AM »
More gay people will get married, it would be a great thing for them. People should be happy, as long as they keep their sexuality to themselves.
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Re: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2011, 05:50:00 AM »
More gay people will get married, it would be a great thing for them. People should be happy, as long as they keep their sexuality to themselves.

So, they can hold hands in public, I presume?

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Re: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2011, 06:40:22 AM »
More gay people will get married, it would be a great thing for them. People should be happy, as long as they keep their sexuality to themselves.

Damn it Sam ... are we going to do this again???

How about you sew your eyes shut so you never have to see anybody touch anybody else in any way ever again?

Unbe-friggin-lievable!
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Re: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2011, 07:55:43 AM »
More gay people will get married, it would be a great thing for them. People should be happy, as long as they keep their sexuality to themselves.

So, they can hold hands in public, I presume?

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Re: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2011, 08:20:30 AM »
Everywhere you look there will be mass copulations in the streets, at the parks, in the movie theatres...Straight men will no longer be able to pee in public restrooms without being fondled! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!

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Re: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2011, 11:47:26 AM »
The divorce rate will go up, slightly.

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Re: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2011, 05:53:51 PM »
Yes, I feel a little gay just thinking about it.  I mean, I'm very happy!

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Re: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2011, 06:21:21 PM »
Gay marriage is already legal in many parts of the world.

And those communities have not been subjected to earthquakes or tsunamis.

So I guess the answer is nothing especially different.
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Re: What will happen if gay marriage is legalized?
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2011, 08:27:28 PM »
If gay marriage is legalized, then gay marriages will be more public and will shockingly tend to pretty much mirror Hetero marriages. This will be devastating to the christian guilt community who will discover that god's hatred of the gays is unwarranted, and obviously just another instance of the bible authors' prejudices being reflected in their story.
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