Huh. I go to sleep, and when I get into work the next day, Serpent Killas not only a man, but has apparently experienced a psychotic breakdown.
Well. That's special!
I'd like to think I'm partly responsible here. But regardless, dude was backed so far into the corner, there was really no getting out at that point.
Did NOT expect such a spectacular meltdown though. WOW. I think he/she/it/they got possessed by the debil there at the end. That was pretty cool!
I can say this safely: SK/John 3:16?
*DEFINITELY* thinks they're a Christian. Absolutely no question. If you go back and look over their posts, they get MUCH too emotionally wrapped up in their responses far too often to just be a troll. Even at the end there when John's declaring his troll-ism to cover his ass for all his handicapped posting getting torn limb from limb... You'd be hard-pressed to find a better example of a temper-tantrum.
And actually, I'm kind of thinking that maybe the SERPENT KILLA account was John's girlfriend/wife. I'm thinking maybe she signed up curious about the website her boyfriend was getting hammered on, but without any other real reason for being here she starts in with the amateur-hour god squawking, and eventually gets all upset when her oil mixes with our water and she exposes some of those deep-down uglies and gets called out for it.
So people like me started calling her CHILD KILLA, which I'm thinking might have bothered her and started her crying great tears of pork gravy and sent her running into the arms of John, subsequently bringing a panty-twisted John onto her account to try to defend the honor of his corpulant and seemingly slow-witted psycho lady friend.
The pieces fit! I'm telling you, I'm the reincarnation of Sherlock Holmes yo!
Because I mean, what's the point of creating a new account just to be a preachy, timid, half brain-damaged loony tune like SERPENT KILLA was? If that was really a troll, it was the like the most flacid troll in history; 50% preachy babbling, 30% staring at their own belly button, and only like 20% gristle to try and chew on.
What kind of troll posts for weeks without actively trying to agitate anybody? Roughly half the time, on both accounts you can tell they were really *trying* to communicate, and just lacked the articulation/intelligence/mental capacity to do so.
What kind of crack baby creates TWO accounts in order to spend WEEKS engaging people in intellectually bankrupt but apparently earnest discussion, only to spontaneously combust over the course of an hour on a Thursday night? THAT panicky and emotional meltdown was their big payoff after spending weeks of their time "setting us up", supposedly playing make-believe at our expense????? I'm supposed to believe that? That's the dumbest s**t I've ever heard lol.
That's like the episode of Southpark where the cop goes undercover to infiltrate a prostitution ring by dressing up as a whore and actually letting himself get fucked by all the Johns. Like, dude? You're NOT doing this right.
Lol... "I'm just having fun trolling you lulz!" Riiiiight.
Nope. No trolling here. Don't buy it for a second. Just a case of one dim-witted and butthurt guy's emotional freak out.
But I will give credit where it's due, and say they lost it *spectacularly*. Like somebody flipped a lightswitch and suddenly we've got a handicapped orangatan on acid with Tourette's syndrome flinging their s**t at anything that moves.
It was a troll! You're all going to hell! Lake! Lake of fire! <snort> f**k you! Why u bad as person is!? No hevan u say? Big dumb you are! <snort> Fuckbutt! You're a fuckbutt! f**k! Jesus lives! U here why!? TELL! I lik a Jesus!? He reigns! But u know f**k! <flicks own ear> Fucktard! Having fun, this me is! Do this for fun! Hahahaha see!? FUN! Lake of fire! REEEEEAD!!!!! Reading stuff makes you a fucktarded fuckbutt! Yay Jesus! Jesus knows! I is funning f**k now! Have fun yay! Make a f**k! Hate you all! Should DIE and SUFFER HAHAHAHAHAHA f**k! You read!? Go f**k a ! Jesus f**k a fun fucktard! Yay!Oh yeah man. Good times!
Best part of the whole thing though is the fact that all this came from an alleged "Christian"... That's what elevates this whole abortion from funny to PRICELESS. And now it's immortalized on the internet forever for the world to see.
