We don't believe in this shit.
You do. You prove it. We're saying they didn't happen, unless you're asking us to prove them all wrong?
Giants. You're talking about giants who were given birth to after angels, or "hybrid angels", of which there is absolutely no evidence of all in the first place somehow mated with human females. Really?
the egyptian bondage.
Jews were never slaves in Egypt. There is absolutely no evidence outside of the Bible that claim Jews were whipped and forced to work.
the 10 plagues.
Turning water to blood? Striking down a large portion of the Egyptian youth in the entire country of Egypt? Darkness in Egypt for 3 days? This sounds like a fairy tal- oh wait it is.
Again, there is no historical evidence other than claims made by bible fanatics that points to Jews being enslaved in Egypt. There is no evidence of an entire horde of people walking around in the desert aimlessly for 40 freaking years. There is no evidence of the drowning of an entire Egyptian army nor a crossing of the Red Sea.
... I'm beginning to suspect you're just being incredibly lazy and fucking stupid. "Prove it". If I have to explain why a global deluge is impossible considering that it supposedly occurred merely thousands of years ago and did not disturb the geological layers and would have raised the levels of nitrogen and oxygen to toxic levels and had eight people build an impossible 400 feet long boat made out of wood with no metal support whatsoever to house two of every god damn species and adequately feed them all, you should just give up right now.
jericho never had walls.
Excavations headed by archaeologists, historians and others, notably Kathleen Kenyon in the 1950's and historian Neil Asher Silberman all concluded that there were NEVER walls around Jericho. Never mind the fact that Jericho didn't even exist at the time of the supposed attacks carried out by Israelites blowing on trumpets made out of donkey bladder.
the sun did not stop over head.
So the sun stood still, and the moon stopped, till the nation avenged itself on its enemies, as it is written in the Book of Jashar. The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day.
No evidence at all. You'd think other people around the world at that time would notice an entire day of sunlight gone or being constantly held in time. They didn't notice because this never happened and never will.
jerusalem did not have an earth quake and an eclipse on the same day in the first century.
Never. When describing the death of Jesus the authors just put in some shit they felt like was dramatic like the earth "quaking" and darkness coming over Jerusalem.
Actually, it made me realize how often atheists argue against their arguments without knowing it
Backed into a corner now, huh?
Quite often since Bill Maar got debunked for his idiotic comparisons between Jesus and Zoroaster.
Bill Maher*, and please, tell us how the existing similarities between your Christ figure and these other religious figures before him have been "debunked"?