Christian pot's calling the kettle black

[rickymooston]

Christian "You worship death. Your existence is hopeless, you are destined to die, your world is dead, dead, dead"
Athiest "Aren't you basically focused on the 'afterlife' aka 'death'"?


Christian "You have no basis for morality. In essence you are in denial that you are following Christian morality"
Atheist "Excuse me but do you own slaves? Do you think divorce should be forbidden? Why are you so focussed on your own wealth and supporting the use of violence"

Christian "If God doesn't exist, there is no absolute standard by which to have logic"
Atheist "What the hell are you talking about. Go away. If your sentence were true, we would have language. You've simply introduced a new axiom and shown that you have no logical basis for any of the claims you are making."

In this thread, take Christian critisms of atheists and throw it back at them with irony that will go over their heads.

[lotanddaughters]

In this thread, take Christian criticisms of atheists and throw it back at them with irony that will go over their heads.

I'm ready, if these bastards have the guts to drop by.



Christian: "You atheists think that we are fools who buy into bullshit that some crafty people made up to enhance their lives with power over mindless sheep, and the creators of this stupid bullshit are all long dead, but we aren't getting the full enjoyment out of life because we are still scared of this utterly ridiculously unbelievable bullshit."

Atheist: "No. It is not bullshit. We are simply angry at The One True God and somehow think we can get away with going against an all-powerful being. We will get our deserved justice in Hell. For eternity."

[curiousgirl]

Christian: You left the faith so you could do whatever you want and satisfy the sinful desires of your flesh.

Atheist: Actually, not much has changed since I left the faith. I'm not the adulterous, murderous, thieving, drug-bingeing Satan-worshipper you expected me to be. I simply no longer believe in your God because I see no evidence for his existence. You know, like the kids who grow out of believing in Santa Claus. 

[Xero-Kill]

Christian: "Black and white!"

Atheist: "Makes grey?"

[One Above All]

Christian: You're so arrogant for not believing in God!
Atheist: You believe that God created the 400+ billion galaxy universe just for one specific species, that he cares about you personally and that you have perfect knowledge about that which, by its very definition, is unknowable.