Assumes Satan would even have a moment to spare for you.
Around 200000 people die every day (6 billion people, live 30000 days each). That's more than one person per second, given 86,400 seconds in a day. About 33,333 of them will be secular/atheist/etc., and a further 66,666 will not be any kind of judeo-christian religion. To think Satan will personally bother to talk to YOU is like being in a stadium full of people and thinking you should climb up on the stage. If Satan ever bothered with noobs personally, he probably gave it up a long time ago as a waste of his time.
And seriously, the bible doesn't really cover much. And most likely anything you ask about that big book of pulpy lies is probably going to be a tiresome, stupid question that merely provokes Satan into chucking you into a fiery pit of some sort.
In most of the stories with Satan, he's more like God's QA. A dirty, thankless job someone's got to do. Tempt Eve. Test Job. Tempt Jesus. At the behest of his boss.http://www.biblebb.com/files/tniv/SATAN.TXT
Doctrine is naturally more imaginative than the actual biblical text.http://bible.org/seriespage/survey-bible-doctrine-angels-satan-demons
If we are going to talk about satan and hell, then it may as well be the South Park version. It's as believable as any rendition. http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152270/abandon-all-hope
Or perhaps the Dante's Inferno version. Off to the sixth circle. Apparently there's a video game of the same name, so you can walk through and tour this version of 'hell'.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferno_%28Dante%29#Sixth_Circle_.28Heresy.29