WB, SC. Long time. It was good to hear you are doing well, although I was disturbed to hear you were teaching the RCIA. Deluding yourself is one thing; spreading it to others is just poor form.
To the topic at hand: If I'm just one of Satan's minions, then I'm really going to be pissed off. I haven't seen a single paycheck for all the work I'm putting in. Maybe he's just not paying me because I think he's fake too.
Unless... unless Satan rewards people with good lives, well paying and satisfying jobs, happy wives, healthy children, a nice house, and good food on the table? Oh wait, my neighbor is a Christian and he has all that shit too. He says God is great because God gives him all the same stuff I've got. Man I really want to thank somebody, but it couldn't be God that gives me all that right? After all, I don't believe he exists. In fact, I think believing in God is a disease that should be eradicated from the Earth, so there is no way God is giving me good stuff. But wait... this guy stopped me at the shoe store the other day and asked me if I had any spare change on me. I gave him what I had and he said "God bless you". I can't help but wonder... He believes in God, and he probably doesn't have any of the shit I do. It almost seems that there's no way to tell who was being blessed by god and who was blessed by Satan.
Hmm, maybe it's just all bullshit. Maybe God and Satan are fake, and if you work for it, life is what you make of it. Yeah, that makes the most sense.
I don't know though. Is there a grievance department in hell where I can appeal for back pay?