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Pianodwarf is the new mailman
« on: July 11, 2011, 07:00:47 PM »
Pianodwarf is the new mailman.

Be sure to thank him when you notice the Failbag overflowing with praise and stupid.

No shoving.

That is all.



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Re: Pianodwarf is the new mailman
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2011, 07:14:58 PM »
I will thank the new postal boy.  Mailbag is a very important feature here.  It gives us the pulse of the Christian world and may even save a few of us from the fires of hell. ;)
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Re: Pianodwarf is the new mailman
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2011, 07:22:43 PM »
I'm sorry that PostalGirl hasn't been able to keep up, but she did tell the mods and admins a month or two ago that she saw this coming because of increased time constraints in her personal life, and she said that it might be necessary for someone else to handle the mail.  I hope that whatever IRL difficulties she is having will be over soon so that she will be able to return and become more active again.  (I went thru a similar phase myself a while back, so I can sympathize.)

The Mailbag has always been one of my favorite fora here, so I definitely appreciate all the work that PostalGirl has put in, and I hope I'll be able to handle the mail well enough to walk in her footsteps and bring as much, er, "entertainment" to the WWGHA regulars as she did.
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Re: Pianodwarf is the new mailman
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2011, 07:27:05 PM »
"Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds,"

Good luck, but remember the postal service is going bankrupt.

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Re: Pianodwarf is the new mailman
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2011, 09:02:39 AM »
Good luck, but remember the postal service is going bankrupt.

What a coincidence, so am I.
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Re: Pianodwarf is the new mailman
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2011, 09:07:24 AM »
Congrats PD! Mailbag is by far my favorite!  :laugh:
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Re: Pianodwarf is the new mailman
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2011, 09:17:41 AM »
Congrats PD! Mailbag is by far my favorite!  :laugh:
PD?   Maybe Postal Dude :D
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Re: Pianodwarf is the new mailman
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2011, 09:30:15 AM »
1. I hope they are paying you at least as much as PostalGirl got!

2. No giving Pianodwarf -1s for the Mailbag entries - Don't shoot the messenger!
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Re: Pianodwarf is the new mailman
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2011, 09:36:28 AM »
Congrats PD! Mailbag is by far my favorite!  :laugh:

You're not alone, not by a long shot.  That's why I volunteered to take over last month when PostalGirl said she was having problems keeping up -- I wanted people to be able to continue enjoying the mail.  That includes me, by the way.  The Mailbag is a favorite of mine as well.
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Re: Pianodwarf is the new mailman
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2011, 09:37:14 AM »
1. I hope they are paying you at least as much as PostalGirl got!

Actually, they're paying me double.

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2. No giving Pianodwarf -1s for the Mailbag entries - Don't shoot the messenger!

Thanks for the reminder on this.
[On how kangaroos could have gotten back to Australia after the flood]:  Don't kangaroos skip along the surface of the water? --Kenn

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Re: Pianodwarf is the new mailman
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2011, 09:42:57 AM »
You're not alone, not by a long shot.  That's why I volunteered to take over last month when PostalGirl said she was having problems keeping up -- I wanted people to be able to continue enjoying the mail.  That includes me, by the way.  The Mailbag is a favorite of mine as well.

Yes it really is something, I gotta say! More entertaining than a movie.  ;D
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Re: Pianodwarf is the new mailman
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2011, 10:18:32 AM »
What's the policy on postal people going, uhhh, you know..postal? Are they allowed to carry automatic weapons on the job or are they limited to pepper spray?  :o
Good luck with your pink unicorn express rounds. By the way..I need a letter delivered to the arctic circle.. I'll remit my 44 cents as soon as possible and expect it personally hand delivered to their front door.  ;)
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Imagine gaining favor with "Darwin's"...kind of like praying, huh?

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