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Offline Turbo SS

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Just found this thought it was pretty funny.  The picture works for me but it might not work for you.


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Re: If we were 10 feet closer to the sun we would die. God is amazing!
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2011, 03:41:13 PM »
I saw that a long time ago. Still pretty funny
The truth is absolute. Life forms are specks of specks (...) of specks of dust in the universe.
Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?
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Re: If we were 10 feet closer to the sun we would die. God is amazing!
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2011, 04:11:39 PM »
Must be why trees routinely grow to 60 feet and things still grow on some mountaintops....so they can all eventually die.  &)
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Re: If we were 10 feet closer to the sun we would die. God is amazing!
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2011, 04:15:32 PM »
For anyone who hasn't seen the origin of the cartoon:
Nobody says “There are many things that we thought were natural processes, but now know that a god did them.”

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Re: If we were 10 feet closer to the sun we would die. God is amazing!
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2011, 04:23:17 PM »
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...I didn't ask you did I? Answer: NO

Typical...True she did not ask him anything...she TOLD all her friends about the "FACTS"

Moral of the story: If you disagree with a theist you should only speak when asked to speak. 
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Re: If we were 10 feet closer to the sun we would die. God is amazing!
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2011, 04:41:03 PM »
^^^get on your dinosaurs and ride!  Vrooom Vrooom!  :angel:
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Re: If we were 10 feet closer to the sun we would die. God is amazing!
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2011, 04:55:31 PM »
The earth is actually closer to the sun when we are having winter in the northern hemisphere, and farther when we are having summer. Because of the tilt of the earth on its axis.* God is awesome to have stuck that lollipop stick through the earth and tipped it over like that. Wow!
* See diagram on page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth%27s_orbit
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: If we were 10 feet closer to the sun we would die. God is amazing!
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2011, 05:38:16 PM »
The earth is actually closer to the sun when we are having winter in the northern hemisphere, and farther when we are having summer. Because of the tilt of the earth on its axis.* God is awesome to have stuck that lollipop stick through the earth and tipped it over like that. Wow!
* See diagram on page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth%27s_orbit

Hmmm...somehow I was completely unaware of this little known fact. Tell me what else is in the teaches of peaches? Like sex on the beaches!?
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Re: If we were 10 feet closer to the sun we would die. God is amazing!
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2011, 12:11:12 AM »
Graybeard's post has the Truth.

Hell, even a Christian has told me that information, especially part of why sometimes our summers are hotter and winters are colder is because the Earth does not PERFECTLY revolve around the sun. It strays sometimes, and sometimes the gravity from the sun is stronger. If you really look at the Earth's tracks when rotating, it is more of a curvy line than a perfect straight line.

Shows you many Christians are still in the "the Earth is flat and the Sun revolves around the Earth" mentality.