Say, there's a Bible question for you: How was Mary (who would become the mother of Jesus) chosen as a temple virgin?
And given that she was a temple version, how did she become engaged to old Joseph?
Well, obviously he was a mormon...
The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what's to stop me from raping all I want? And my answer is: I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. - Penn Jillette