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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #87 on: May 14, 2012, 01:29:51 PM »
496.No, I am neither Superman, nor Batman. Get it through your heads.

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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #88 on: May 14, 2012, 02:24:48 PM »
497.The Wonder Woman costume is NOT mine.

498. Even if it is strangely in my size.

499. And flattering to my hips as well as making me feel bold, sexy, yet delicately feminine.

500. No, Wonder Woman is not a hooker.

501. Even if her outfit says otherwise.

502.No, I am not Wonder Woman either.

503.She's in my secret sex room.....at least she will be.

504.Ayone thinking otherwise is to refer to the final sentence of rule #44.
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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #89 on: May 14, 2012, 04:13:47 PM »
well i guess that i can still enjoy my ramen and watch "Beautiful thing" and fantasize being cuddled, no rules against that.  :P
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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #90 on: May 14, 2012, 06:49:43 PM »

443.Quesi may not perform her "Barbie Girl" Dance at parties or baby BBQ's after last weeks fiasco.

First of all, I have no memory of said event.

Secondly, I do not know what a Barbie Dance is.

Thirdly, and most importantly, sangria is supposed to be wine and smooshed up fruit.  Not wine and fruit and rum and tequila and triple sec and vodka and aguardiente.   

Now last month when I was served said “sangria” in a Peruvian restaurant, I conceded that it was a cultural misunderstanding.  But I have spent enough time in the atheist community to know that this was NOT an atheist cultural tradition.  Alzael – you know who I’m talking to.


438.Quesi, from now on don't encourage him.

Ok.  Now this is much more serious.  As you already know, I have no intentions of complying with this oppressive policy, and I will be among the forum members forced to engage in civil disobedience until it is repealed. 


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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #91 on: May 14, 2012, 07:08:48 PM »
Ok.  Now this is much more serious.  As you already know, I have no intentions of complying with this oppressive policy, and I will be among the forum members forced to engage in civil disobedience until it is repealed.

That's easy for you to say. Not all of us telecommute...
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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #92 on: May 14, 2012, 07:17:01 PM »
The Final Rule -

I make all the rules. Don't want to be stuck in space forever? Follow my rules.


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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #93 on: May 14, 2012, 07:20:30 PM »
Hal was much more cooperative in 2010 and 3001.
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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #94 on: May 14, 2012, 07:25:03 PM »
505. Always remember, we allow HAL the delusion that he's really making all the rules.

506.No, I did not make HAL in a cave with a box of scraps.

507. I am also not Iron Man.

508.HAL energy source is not "The power of Love".

509.Please don't tell him otherwise.
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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #95 on: May 14, 2012, 07:33:26 PM »
That's easy for you to say. Not all of us telecommute...

You sorry bastard, you have to put on pants don't you?

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« Reply #96 on: May 14, 2012, 07:47:49 PM »
Just a moment, just a moment ...

I've just detected a fault in the thread. It's going to go 100% locked in 72 minutes. Yes, that's a completely reliable figure.

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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #97 on: May 14, 2012, 08:27:39 PM »
The rules can always be rewritten.
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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #98 on: May 14, 2012, 09:36:31 PM »
You have to know the rules before you can break them.

I think my English teacher told me that back in middle school. Or maybe it was one of the lessons from the dominatrix training workshop that Alzael sent me to last year. I forget which. Things get fuzzy on the airship. Must be the thin atmosphere.
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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #99 on: May 14, 2012, 10:17:25 PM »
Things get fuzzy on the airship. Must be the thin atmosphere.

Why am i NOT invited to the airship!?!
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Re: THE FOLLOWING RULES ARE FORBIDDEN TO ALL FORUM MEMBERS
« Reply #100 on: May 21, 2012, 01:04:16 PM »
510. No one leaves the Nightosphere. Not one of you and not me.  :police: