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Offline Ambassador Pony

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Pony Promotion
« on: March 06, 2011, 09:02:43 AM »
I am now part of this forum's administrative body.

Any concerns that members have, that they feel need to be dealt with at the highest levels, need to be directed to me. HAL will still be helping with technical matters, and Charlie Sheen is available as well, should any WINNING be required.

 

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Quote from: jakec47 on March 14, 2012, 07:18:45 PM
You believe evolution and there is no evidence for that. Where is the fossil record of a half man half ape. I've only ever heard about it in reading.

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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2011, 09:56:33 AM »
All hail Pony. :D
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Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2011, 10:10:31 AM »
^ You have chosen wisely.
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Quote from: jakec47 on March 14, 2012, 07:18:45 PM
You believe evolution and there is no evidence for that. Where is the fossil record of a half man half ape. I've only ever heard about it in reading.

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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2011, 10:26:27 AM »
I for one, welcome our new pony overlord.   :D
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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2011, 10:40:36 AM »
Here's what Pony told me to get the job -

"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out, they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain,"

"I am on a drug, it's called 'Pony'. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

“You borrow my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude, can’t handle it, unplug this bastard,’ ” he said, adding that his brain “fires in a way that is — I don’t know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.”

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 1. Modified Charlie Sheen utterings - http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2011/mar/01/charlie-sheen-interview-today-tmz
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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2011, 12:23:48 PM »
Pony, would you mind posting your real birth certificate for us to see.  We just want to make sure you are legal to assume this high post. ;)
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Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

Tide goes in, tide goes out !!!

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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2011, 12:38:09 PM »
Sure, no problem, but one thing you won't see is my death certificate, because dying is for fools. It's for people without TigerBlood. Sure, Nick, you're a fine guy, but you're losing, sorry bro, can't handle it, scoreboard doesn't lie.

Winning.



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Quote from: jakec47 on March 14, 2012, 07:18:45 PM
You believe evolution and there is no evidence for that. Where is the fossil record of a half man half ape. I've only ever heard about it in reading.

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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2011, 12:41:03 PM »
Did I mention how HAL's real name is Chiam? Ya, that's his real name, Chaim. I take his tin cans and turn them into gold.

Wish you had Adonis DNA, Chaim? Sorry, bro, you fail. Can't do it. NOT happening.

Just back up with your judgements.
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Quote from: jakec47 on March 14, 2012, 07:18:45 PM
You believe evolution and there is no evidence for that. Where is the fossil record of a half man half ape. I've only ever heard about it in reading.

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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2011, 05:41:14 PM »
Congratulations, Pony.  :D -hugs-
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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2011, 08:35:38 PM »
Damn.  I get blue bars like Pony, and the next thing I know, he gets red bars. 

All hail the four legged Ambassador!

Tell me what to do.  I dare you.
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P.S.  Should we tell them we are now BFF's?
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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2011, 09:47:12 PM »
Congrats, Pony! I worship my new Pony overlord!

Just for kicks, I went online and found Pony's picture:
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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2011, 10:15:15 PM »
My little empire
Has risen and it's set
My little empire
Is as good as it can get
My little empire
Is coming around
My little empire
It don't make a sound

My royalty it does not exist
It is extinct for the eye to see
My ideology it is dead and gone
Almost forgotten for the eye to see

My little empire
I'm sick of being sick
My little empire
I'm tired of being tired
My little empire
I'm bored of being bored
My little empire
I'm happy being sad


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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2011, 10:17:54 PM »
Quote from: Larissa238 on March 07, 2011, 09:47:12 PM
Congrats, Pony! I worship my new Pony overlord!

Just for kicks, I went online and found Pony's picture:


......just tarting up to go out and perform the one trick ;)

oh sorry .............you said horse did you  ....I misheard   :angel:

sudden ascension
http://www.lair2000.net/Pegasus_Lyrics/Pegasus_Lyrics.html

congratulations ambassador to those heavenly realms   :)
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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2011, 11:26:18 PM »
Oh, Larissa, no no no no....
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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2011, 10:48:31 AM »
One thing is for certain: there is no stopping him; the pony is here. Well I for one welcome our new Pony overlord. And would remind him that living surrounded by agricultural amenities I would be rounding up people to toil in the clover and hay fields.
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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2011, 08:19:16 PM »
Hey, when I'm finished writing my novel series, can I promote it like you promote yourself? (kidding; I don't advertise my work, either people find it and read it, or they don't).

I saw him on the news the other day; he looks older than his father[1]

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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2011, 09:46:24 AM »
Oh hell, just when I was starting to like this forum.
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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2011, 09:28:02 PM »
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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2011, 10:54:23 PM »
Nobody said; "Giddy Up" ??? 
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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2011, 06:03:45 AM »
Hi ho, Silver!
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Re: Pony Promotion
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2011, 03:33:37 AM »
I thought the poniness was always a administrative part of the site slaving away deep within the bowels of the Equus ferus caballus digestion department.. See how much I give a rats fuck about authority.  ;D
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