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i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« on: February 08, 2011, 01:47:36 PM »
IF ANY OF U DARE MAKE ANOTHER VID LIKE THAT I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS. .I WANT THATVIDEO TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET NOW OR ELSE. BYE BITCH

PS YOUR GAY



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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2011, 01:53:43 PM »
IF ANY OF U DARE MAKE ANOTHER VID LIKE THAT I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS. .I WANT THATVIDEO TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET NOW OR ELSE. BYE BITCH

PS YOUR GAY



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oh more chum!

Dear OP, your threats are pitiable.  How does it feel to be impotent?  The only one I would consider more impotent is your god and its threats since it is imaginary, the threats only spread like people like you. 

and now I'm going to indulge myself in some childish humor at your expense

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IF ANY OF U DARE MAKE ANOTHER VID LIKE THAT I WILL LICK YOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS.

as my friend Matt would say "Oh my, promise?"  :)
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2011, 01:56:32 PM »
IF ANY OF U DARE MAKE ANOTHER VID LIKE THAT I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS.

 ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2011, 01:59:06 PM »
IF ANY OF U DARE MAKE ANOTHER VID LIKE THAT I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS. .I WANT THATVIDEO TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET NOW OR ELSE. BYE BITCH

PS YOUR GAY

First off, please learn proper spelling and punctuation. Just because you're an imbecile does not mean that you should advertise it. Try to have a little respect for yourself.

Secondly, I live in Edmonton Alberta, Canada. Send me a PM and I'll give you my exact address and you can freely come over to my place and try it anytime (assuming that you meant to say 'kick' of course.). However as I susptect that you're simply a troll, feel free to continue simply wailing away impotently through the mailbag as a means of making your balls feel big. At the very least you'll provide us with a modicum of amusement.
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2011, 02:06:01 PM »
Secondly, I live in Edmonton Alberta, Canada. Send me a PM and I'll give you my exact address and you can freely come over to my place and try it anytime

I know.  Whenever we get one of these loving Christians telling us they're going to come to our houses and beat us up, I'm always tempted to respond by saying, "OK, fine... I have a fairly decent selection of firearms and can offer you your choice of which one you'd like to be shot with.  Just drop me a PM."
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2011, 02:50:00 PM »
IF ANY OF U DARE MAKE ANOTHER VID LIKE THAT I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS. .I WANT THATVIDEO TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET NOW OR ELSE. BYE BITCH

PS YOUR GAY



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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2011, 02:52:53 PM »
IF ANY OF U DARE MAKE ANOTHER VID LIKE THAT I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS. .I WANT THATVIDEO TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET NOW OR ELSE. BYE BITCH

PS YOUR GAY

Hi there! I feel the Christian love! Why, yes I am gay. And proud of it! You want to come lick my ass? Sure! I'm pretty sure you are a guy, but hey, my ass is an equal-opportunity lick taker. I also *am* a bitch, and proud of it.

Got a problem with me? Sure! I'll send you my address, too. I live in Miami, Florida. I was raised in the ghettos of Los Angeles (East LA and South Central), I know how to defend myself against gang attacks. I also know how to swordfight and disarm attackers. I'm a bit rusty, but I'd love someone to practice sparring against! That is, if you can get past my hubby, Geo. He's 6 foot 8 and over 500 pounds. He's a giant teddy bear, but just like a bear, you don't want to piss him off.

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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 03:15:49 PM »
i can't remember who it was that said it, but arguing over the internet is like the special olympics... even if you win you're still retarded. 

typically, i would do our guests the honor of researching and developing an argument before attempting to derail the validity of their claims... however, this guy saves me the trouble and does all the work himself by coming in here all upper-case style and puffing up his little bird chest.

empty threats and bigotry... ah, it reminds me of home!   :laugh:
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 03:57:31 PM »
The dude apparently doesn't like anything on the net that isn't porn. Anything that doesn't have fake sex, nudity and bad music doesn't meet his needs.

By the way, the phrase PS YOUR GAY is code for "I wanna have sex with you because I'm gay too but I don't want to admit it." Or, as the writer would say, "IWANNA HAVSEX WIZTHU CUZE ME GAYTOO BUTT I DOANWANNA ADMIDIT".

I think google translate got that about right.

I'd be happy to hook him up with my gay son except I raised my kid to have standards. So it wouldn't work.

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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2011, 04:42:51 PM »
IF ANY OF U DARE MAKE ANOTHER VID LIKE THAT I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS. .I WANT THATVIDEO TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET NOW OR ELSE. BYE BITCH

PS YOUR GAY



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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2011, 07:17:12 PM »
Alright, Mr #2518. I live in Portugal. Send me an email or a message sometime (my entire name is displayed somewhere on this forum) and I'll give you my exact address, where I go to school, the route I take every single day and don't forget to mention if you'd like me to shoot you, stab you, or just plain kick the crap out of you ;)
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2011, 07:25:29 PM »
Man, I like this guy.  A true God warrior.  Join the forum man.  We need your knowledge and perspective.
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2011, 07:31:15 PM »
"...but on a lighter note, demons were driven from a pig today in Gloucester."  Bill Bailey

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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2011, 08:07:49 PM »
I'm guessing you're about 12?  I'd ask you to join the forum, but apparently your CAPS LOCK key is broken, so no thanks!

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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2011, 09:29:30 PM »
Please don't kick my ass, could you kick me in the shoulder instead?
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2011, 09:41:33 PM »
Rev45, you misread the OP.  Pianodwarf saw what was really being said - observe:

IF ANY OF U DARE MAKE ANOTHER VID LIKE THAT I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS.

 ;D  ;D  ;D

That's not an edit-in, that's really what the message said!   :o
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2011, 09:53:59 PM »
Rev45, you misread the OP.  Pianodwarf saw what was really being said - observe:
That's not an edit-in, that's really what the message said!   :o
That I did.  I read the thread title and overlooked the licking part.  OP stay away from my shoulder then.  Licking my shoulder would just be weird and a little creepy.
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2011, 10:11:12 PM »
...but licking your ass wouldn't be?  :P
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2011, 10:17:29 PM »
...but licking your ass wouldn't be?  :P
Well....um some people...like that sort of thing.  ;)
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2011, 11:22:21 PM »
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2011, 11:24:06 PM »
IF ANY OF U DARE MAKE ANOTHER VID LIKE THAT I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS. .I WANT THATVIDEO TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET NOW OR ELSE. BYE BITCH

PS YOUR GAY


Bring it on, bitch.

Here's a video (song) you'll absolutely love then...



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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2011, 11:40:24 PM »

Secondly, I live in Edmonton Alberta, Canada. Send me a PM and I'll give you my exact address and you can freely come over to my place and try it anytime

I live in Buffalo, NY. I will do the same. It'll be like in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Jay and Bob kick the shit out of those guys on the internet forum moviepoopshoot.com, except this is regarding a youtube video and the forum for it.


If you ask nicely I will even pay your airfare...

IF ANY OF U DARE MAKE ANOTHER VID LIKE THAT I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS.

 ;D  ;D  ;D

Oh shit, so that's how you like it. I'll be your baby girl for the night.
« Last Edit: February 08, 2011, 11:42:48 PM by Emily »
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2011, 02:45:04 AM »
IF ANY OF U DARE MAKE ANOTHER VID LIKE THAT I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS. .I WANT THATVIDEO TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET NOW OR ELSE. BYE BITCH

PS YOUR GAY


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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2011, 07:54:18 AM »
You wanna come to DK then? Awesome!  ;D
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2011, 01:34:11 AM »
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I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS

you want to lick a gay ass?

I am not sure donkeys are gay.... well, they could dance around a bit.. but I guess we could find a happy go lucky donkey, somewhere.. anyone?    :laugh:
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2011, 02:52:05 AM »
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I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS

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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2011, 07:20:25 AM »
Didn't Jesus ride in on an ass?  Maybe that is what this guy is looking for?
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2011, 08:32:03 PM »
I WILLLICKYOUR FRIGGIN GAY ASS.---
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You want to lick my ass? Gross. You might as well as lick the seweage pipe. Also, people have as much right to pose videos as they like. If you don't like it, then leave.
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Re: i will kick ur ass [#2518]
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2011, 04:37:08 PM »
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