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Re: 3rd century Amputee Healed!
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2012, 04:55:56 PM »
What they're probably not telling you is that they killed a perfectly healthy black ethiopian to perform this "miracle" for a white guy.

I was gonna say:  why's his new leg black?  according to the bible doesn't that make him a slave now?
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Re: 3rd century Amputee Healed!
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2012, 08:07:59 PM »
What they're probably not telling you is that they killed a perfectly healthy black ethiopian to perform this "miracle" for a white guy.

I was gonna say:  why's his new leg black?  according to the bible doesn't that make him a slave now?
Only about 1/5 slave.  I guess that would be a 1/5 compromise.
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Re: 3rd century Amputee Healed!
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2012, 08:10:04 PM »
What they're probably not telling you is that they killed a perfectly healthy black ethiopian to perform this "miracle" for a white guy.

I was gonna say:  why's his new leg black?  according to the bible doesn't that make him a slave now?

Just his 1 leg, which wouldn't be very practical.  You could maybe force him to be a place-kicker, but that's about it.
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Re: 3rd century Amputee Healed!
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2012, 08:59:51 PM »


Also, did the guy start running half marathons?

Yes.  He was great in the turns, but kept veering to the left and running out of bounds down the stretches.
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Re: 3rd century Amputee Healed!
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2012, 05:26:49 AM »
from a picture TS posted
it look like implant procedure .... if god healed amputate the leg will grow like lizard tail ( i presume )
not cut some black dude leg into white dude missing leg :p
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Re: 3rd century Amputee Healed!
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2012, 10:35:48 PM »
 ;D  That's about all I have to add to this topic...  No, wait, there's evidence of 'boob jobs' being done during the time of the Egyptians.  Those darn Eagle heads were real!!!!!
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Re: 3rd century Amputee Healed!
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2012, 10:50:21 PM »
So can he do the Bill Robinson tap dance with Shirley Temple, but only halfway down the stairs? Would he be called a "muleggo"? Would he wear one stylish athletic shoe and one plastic Croc a la George Bush? (And other one-black-leg racial humor....)
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Re: 3rd century Amputee Healed!
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2012, 08:46:07 AM »
We have had Christians here before who have claimed to have seen amputees being healed and people coming back from the dead.  They act like this is no big deal when you have a relationshi with the Big Guy.  Still surprised no on has done a 60 minutes thing on it.
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Re: 3rd century Amputee Healed!
« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2012, 08:50:51 AM »
We have had Christians here before who have claimed to have seen amputees being healed and people coming back from the dead.  They act like this is no big deal when you have a relationshi with the Big Guy.  Still surprised no on has done a 60 minutes thing on it.

It isn't a 'big deal' anyway, dead people are just former living things, why would it be a 'big deal'? Not everything needs a 60 minutes thing, maybe this is better without one. Did they say how the amputees were healed? Maybe they claimed it were by god but instead the healer(s) were doctors.
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Re: 3rd century Amputee Healed!
« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2012, 08:57:51 AM »
this is not a picture, this is a painting, and if you beleive it, prove it, chop off your finger and tape on one you found at a morticians clinic at the hospital or buy off a bum, the only thing that will happen is you lose a finger and get a really bad infection, so have fun!


That is it! You found god's true face! How did you do so? Yes seems like a lot of people are already infected with something. Some do deny it and will never find a cure. Sounds like Christians alright.
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