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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #145 on: February 16, 2011, 02:43:44 PM »
Looks like you lost something there, hickdive?

Whenever I see a drysuit I get a chill.  I don't like diving anywhere I can't wear a shortie.

... so how many divers do we actually have on here?  Enough to get a group discount somewhere?

I'd be in.  So'd my wife. :)

I'll have to get Mock Turtle back on here.  He's a diver, doing some dive master course this past weekend and told me he was recently somewhere in NJ where the water was 33 degrees F. 

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« Reply #146 on: February 16, 2011, 04:17:58 PM »
I've been wanting to get into diving. Closest I've come is snorkeling off the Great Barrier Reef and once right outside of the Atlantic entrance to the Panama Canal.
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« Reply #147 on: February 16, 2011, 04:53:36 PM »
Besides, I'm far too awesome and badass to be killed like that. After the fundies have come and gone I'll be the guy standing amidst the rubble of the battle, holding a big gun (or sword) in my hand with two hot babes draped over me as I give a machismo-loaded stare into the camera before sweeping the babes in my arms in a kiss and proclaiming "Hail to the King,baby!"

That's no fair. When the end comes, while you're doing that, someone will be asking me to wipe up kitty vomit and if I'll do the dishes. Why do you get all the good parts?

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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #148 on: February 16, 2011, 05:06:16 PM »
Can I buy Ovaltine with my street credits?

You believe evolution and there is no evidence for that. Where is the fossil record of a half man half ape. I've only ever heard about it in reading.

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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #149 on: February 16, 2011, 06:48:42 PM »

That's no fair. When the end comes, while you're doing that, someone will be asking me to wipe up kitty vomit and if I'll do the dishes. Why do you get all the good parts?

I hate being white and dorky!!!

What can I say. That's just how I roll.

Can I buy Ovaltine with my street credits?

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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #150 on: February 16, 2011, 07:36:46 PM »
Besides, I'm far too awesome and badass to be killed like that. After the fundies have come and gone I'll be the guy standing amidst the rubble of the battle, holding a big gun (or sword) in my hand with two hot babes draped over me as I give a machismo-loaded stare into the camera before sweeping the babes in my arms in a kiss and proclaiming "Hail to the King,baby!"

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@Divers/Diving People - Hey! I dive! Or I did... once upon a time. I was certified back in like '95 and haven't been in years though. Mainly because the dive spots near me are lame as f**k, and nobody else I know is into it.  :(

I've been wanting to get into diving. Closest I've come is snorkeling off the Great Barrier Reef and once right outside of the Atlantic entrance to the Panama Canal.

Hey, both better than any of the two dozen places I've ever gotten to actually dive.

Well, I take that back. The Florida Keyes were pretty damn cool. Only time in my life I've gotten a chance to spear fish

@ Ray - you giving Chuck Norris 'cool' lessons??  :-X

I'm not really sure I know how to take that.  :-\
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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #151 on: February 16, 2011, 07:42:02 PM »
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No. I'm afraid you have to shiv a rival atheist in the street first. And even then you can only buy watermelons, fried chicken, and malt liquor.

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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #152 on: February 17, 2011, 03:09:00 AM »
Pfft, no one ever thinks of a sponge as a "living organism"... It takes so long to create a coral reef. I just want to look at it without disturbing the fishies.  :-X

Be very grateful for sponges, just think how bad rising sea levels would be without them.
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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #153 on: February 17, 2011, 03:15:13 AM »
Pfft, no one ever thinks of a sponge as a "living organism"... It takes so long to create a coral reef. I just want to look at it without disturbing the fishies.  :-X

Be very grateful for sponges, just think how bad rising sea levels would be without them.


very very funny   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I'm gonna have to hunt you down elsewhere and randomnly +1 some other post of your for that
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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #154 on: February 17, 2011, 05:56:29 AM »
Pfft, no one ever thinks of a sponge as a "living organism"... It takes so long to create a coral reef. I just want to look at it without disturbing the fishies.  :-X

Be very grateful for sponges, just think how bad rising sea levels would be without them.


very very funny   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I'm gonna have to hunt you down elsewhere and randomnly +1 some other post of your for that

My other plan to combat rising sea levels is to kill all the whales.
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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #155 on: February 17, 2011, 07:13:44 AM »

My other plan to combat rising sea levels is to kill all the whales.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


and changing all ship design to flat bottom barges.

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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #156 on: February 17, 2011, 09:20:21 AM »

@ Ray - you giving Chuck Norris 'cool' lessons??  :-X

I'm not really sure I know how to take that.  :-\

Haahahaa ....er, my nephew, who I thought knew all the important cool stuff, informs me that Chuck Norris is the epitome of cool (personally I don't see it).  My comment was made in a fit of jealousy over the coolnicity that your pic exudes.

<<<< has NEVER been cool.  :-[
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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #157 on: February 17, 2011, 09:40:35 AM »
Besides, I'm far too awesome and badass to be killed like that. After the fundies have come and gone I'll be the guy standing amidst the rubble of the battle, holding a big gun (or sword) in my hand with two hot babes draped over me as I give a machismo-loaded stare into the camera before sweeping the babes in my arms in a kiss and proclaiming "Hail to the King,baby!"

you should look into changing your screen name to Shaft.

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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #158 on: February 17, 2011, 09:43:16 AM »

@ Ray - you giving Chuck Norris 'cool' lessons??  :-X

I'm not really sure I know how to take that.  :-\

Haahahaa ....er, my nephew, who I thought knew all the important cool stuff, informs me that Chuck Norris is the epitome of cool (personally I don't see it).  My comment was made in a fit of jealousy over the coolnicity that your pic exudes.

<<<< has NEVER been cool.  :-[

This, ofcourse, is true.


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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #159 on: February 17, 2011, 10:15:20 AM »
Did you ever hear that story about the time that Chuck Norris was living in Houston, back in the days when he was filming "Walker, Texas Ranger"?  I think it was in 1994, right around there, anyway.  He was walking down the street one day and a couple of guys saw him and started walking over to him.  He thought they were fans who were going to ask for an autograph, so he smiled at them as they came up to him because he likes giving autographs.  Then both of them pulled out knives and one of them said, "OK, Chuck, we know you have lots of money.  Hand it over!"  He was absolutely flabbergasted.  He just stood there looking back and forth between the two of them, then he finally managed to blurt out, "Are you insane?!"  They didn't back down, so...

The inevitable result followed, and a two-man patrol car showed up shortly afterward.  Both of the hoods had broken arms, the kind where the bone is actually sticking out, and were sitting there on the curb in agony.  The two cops just looked at Norris, then at the morons, then at each other, and then they just exploded with laughter.  "You did what?  Didn't you know who he was?"  One of them said, "Yeah, of course we did, we've seen him on TV.  But we thought all that karate stuff was fake!"
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« Reply #160 on: February 17, 2011, 10:19:54 AM »
Let's hope BibleStudent doesn;t spot this one - it would be game over.


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« Reply #161 on: February 17, 2011, 11:17:00 AM »
Besides, I'm far too awesome and badass to be killed like that. After the fundies have come and gone I'll be the guy standing amidst the rubble of the battle, holding a big gun (or sword) in my hand with two hot babes draped over me as I give a machismo-loaded stare into the camera before sweeping the babes in my arms in a kiss and proclaiming "Hail to the King,baby!"

you should look into changing your screen name to Shaft.

Shaft is sufficiently awesome. But I think I more prefer something along the lines of "Black Bruce Campbell", or maybe "Chocolate Ash".



It fits my particular breed of awesomeness more.

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Re: Photo Thread
« Reply #162 on: February 17, 2011, 11:26:42 AM »
Eschew the Jergens and you can be known as just "Ashey"

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« Reply #163 on: February 17, 2011, 11:28:22 AM »


This, ofcourse, is true.



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« Reply #164 on: February 17, 2011, 11:33:51 AM »


....so cool that we couldn't get keep the camera away from my painting. 
We'd be elsewhere setting up the next shot, get it ready,
the director would call "Lights? Camera? whoooooaah!!!   
....where's that fucking camera now?     
.......can someone go over to chuck's room and drag that damn thing back here.
...........I swear I'm gonna smash that bloody wall   
..............Ah! shit!  ........... am I speaking too loudly?   
....................Ya don't think Chuck mighta heard do ya?"
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« Reply #165 on: February 17, 2011, 11:36:17 AM »
Eschew the Jergens and you can be known as just "Ashey"

That would hardly befit my awesomeness as the chocolate version of Bruce Campbell. So watch who you're calling "Ashey". As the man once said:



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« Reply #166 on: February 17, 2011, 11:58:58 AM »
Perhaps you would rather be known as John F. Kennedy?
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« Reply #167 on: February 17, 2011, 12:42:27 PM »
I reckon a chocolate ash would be almost 0.49 Chuck Norrises - possibly a new record of epic epicness.
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« Reply #168 on: February 17, 2011, 12:48:46 PM »
I reckon a chocolate ash would be almost 0.49 Chuck Norrises - possibly a new record of epic epicness.

Chuck Norris does not even come close to being epic. His epicness is merely and informed ability http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAbility . If you don't believe me, watch Sidekicks, or look at Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos.
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« Reply #169 on: February 17, 2011, 12:55:47 PM »
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— Dorothy Parker, "These Much Too Charming People"

Lol-- this is exactly what No True Scotsman is trying to do in his hermeneutics thread.
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« Reply #170 on: February 17, 2011, 12:57:01 PM »
Chuck Norris does not even come close to being epic. His epicness is merely and informed ability http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAbility.

Yeah.  I guess that explains how he got those six black belts and how he won all those martial arts tournaments and everything.   &)
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« Reply #171 on: February 17, 2011, 12:58:57 PM »
Chuck Norris does not even come close to being epic. His epicness is merely and informed ability http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InformedAbility.

Yeah.  I guess that explains how he got those six black belts and how he won all those martial arts tournaments and everything.   &)

I said his epicness was an informed ability. Not his martial arts skills.

Lol-- this is exactly what No True Scotsman is trying to do in his hermeneutics thread.

That's why I completely stopped caring after I tore his last arguments to shreds. I haven't even bothered to read his response to it.
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« Reply #172 on: February 17, 2011, 01:46:28 PM »


NEVER FUCK WITH THE KING!
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« Reply #173 on: February 17, 2011, 03:45:02 PM »
I never knew Chuck Norris was in the Air Force. STUD!  ;) He is awesome. (Psst! The Air Force military branch = best military branch)