Author Topic: The Atheist Corner (Read 11540 times)

lotanddaughters · « **Reply #116 on:** March 14, 2011, 09:28:27 PM »

May I join? Please?

Ambassador Pony · « **Reply #117 on:** March 14, 2011, 09:32:10 PM »

Access granted.

voodoo child · « **Reply #118 on:** March 14, 2011, 09:38:43 PM »

whats an atheist corner, do I have to wear a dunce cap?

Jim · « **Reply #119 on:** March 14, 2011, 10:20:59 PM »

Yes. And, to assure your atheism-authenticity, you need to submit an original recipe for serving live babies.

voodoo child · « **Reply #120 on:** March 14, 2011, 10:35:43 PM »

Quote from: Jim on March 14, 2011, 10:20:59 PM

Yes. And, to assure your atheism-authenticity, you need to submit an original recipe for serving live babies.

I am not sure i could eat them live, all that screaming and stuff. I like it cooked with mushroom sauce.

I don't need a headache wile I eat.

Jim · « **Reply #121 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:04:13 PM »

Do you hereby declare that you are baby-eating, godless, science-spewing scum of the earth?

Ivellios · « **Reply #122 on:** March 15, 2011, 02:37:42 PM »

Can I join too?

A forum where you don't have theists posting "I need answers" then start preaching and acting like they have all the answers must be nice.

Jim · « **Reply #123 on:** March 15, 2011, 08:25:07 PM »

Do you hereby declare that you are baby-eating, godless, science-spewing scum of the earth?

You cannot get in unless you so declare. Baby recipes are actually optional.

bosey926 · « **Reply #124 on:** March 15, 2011, 11:19:50 PM »

Sorry I have been a little more busy lately and haven't noticed this thread. Is this serious or what? I skipped from the first to the fifth page and am assuming this is crap. Correct me if I am wrong.

Sleeping Shadow · « **Reply #125 on:** March 16, 2011, 01:53:39 AM »

If it's crap, then I wouldn't wanna be in a corner with it.

Ambassador Pony · « **Reply #126 on:** March 16, 2011, 07:22:41 AM »

Quote from: bosey926 on March 15, 2011, 11:19:50 PM

Sorry I have been a little more busy lately and haven't noticed this thread. Is this serious or what? I skipped from the first to the fifth page and am assuming this is crap. Correct me if I am wrong.

Blue pill, or red pill?

Ivellios · « **Reply #127 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:55:00 AM »

Quote from: Jim on March 15, 2011, 08:25:07 PM

Do you hereby declare that you are baby-eating, godless, science-spewing scum of the earth?

You cannot get in unless you so declare. Baby recipes are actually optional.

I so declare.

I'm glad the baby-eating is optional. I feel, the only "living forever" there is, is the way you are remembered by future generations.

voodoo child · « **Reply #128 on:** March 17, 2011, 08:56:22 PM »

Quote from: Jim on March 15, 2011, 01:04:13 PM

Do you hereby declare that you are baby-eating, godless, science-spewing scum of the earth?

holds hand up, slap, wrong hand! I declare I be a baby eating, godless, science spewing scum of the earth.
science spewing, lol

grant · « **Reply #129 on:** March 24, 2011, 05:49:11 AM »

Please sir, can I have some more?

(Or less as the case may be)

grant · « **Reply #130 on:** April 15, 2011, 04:49:35 AM »

Is there really an atheist corner or do I need to produce photos of me defacing the local church as earning my colours?

Ivellios · « **Reply #131 on:** April 15, 2011, 10:42:11 AM »

I'm surprised a Mod hasn't responded to you yet. I know after seeing your request they check your post history to see if you post like an Athiest or Thiest or w/e.

I'd pm a Mod to see if you were forgotten or something.

grant · « **Reply #132 on:** April 16, 2011, 05:06:03 AM »

Busy day. First I did this

Realising this was a pretty piss poor attempt, I then tried a bit of smiting myself. Not bad.

Not totally happy I'd done enough, a quick stop produced this

On the way home I thought a quick smoke might be in order so

Just to make doubly sure, a quick trip back in time and

Damn, I've gone too far haven't I?

Ivellios · « **Reply #133 on:** April 16, 2011, 08:36:29 AM »

That was so beautiful... brought tears of joy to my eyes.

Alzael · « **Reply #134 on:** April 16, 2011, 08:50:54 AM »

Quote from: grant on April 15, 2011, 04:49:35 AM

Is there really an atheist corner or do I need to produce photos of me defacing the local church as earning my colours?

PM Pony or HAL directly. They might not have noticed the thread. Or, alternately, it's possible they just think you're not cool enough to hang with the "in" crowd.

Ambassador Pony · « **Reply #135 on:** April 16, 2011, 08:55:09 AM »

I had to check into those church attacks.

Turns out it was grant.

Welcome, brother. The baby banquet is at eight.

Petey · « **Reply #136 on:** April 20, 2011, 07:55:21 AM »

Haven't posted much lately, but wouldn't mind lurking in the AC as well.

Hook me up, please.

lost_ti_bon_ange · « **Reply #137 on:** May 07, 2011, 08:36:10 PM »

Well, I'm not as industrious as grant, but I have been known to get snarky with believers. Can I have a seat in the Corner?

I'll bring brownies.

xphobe · « **Reply #138 on:** May 07, 2011, 08:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Inactive_1 on December 30, 2010, 08:38:08 PM

You'll have access to a atheists-only area and receive special offers and announcements reserved only for them.

That reminds me, I haven't gotten any emails about special atheist early-bird sales or coupon codes. What's the deal?

lost_ti_bon_ange · « **Reply #139 on:** May 07, 2011, 08:45:18 PM »

Maybe everybody is waiting for my brownies?

Wait - we get coupons? For the baby bbq?

Persephone · « **Reply #140 on:** May 07, 2011, 08:55:41 PM »

Quote from: lost_ti_bon_ange on May 07, 2011, 08:45:18 PM

Maybe everybody is waiting for my brownies?

Are they regular brownies or psychedelic ones?

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Wait - we get coupons? For the baby bbq?

Mine says something about cole slaw vs. beans on the side. I don't care about any of that so long as it's ~~real~~ Texas-style BBQ.

lost_ti_bon_ange · « **Reply #141 on:** May 07, 2011, 09:17:14 PM »

Quote from: Persephone on May 07, 2011, 08:55:41 PM

Are they regular brownies or psychedelic ones?

Let's just say that my brownies are very well liked, and tend to enhance your culinary expereince.

<looks left, looks right, lowers voice> you, uh, you wanna try one?

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Mine says something about cole slaw vs. beans on the side. I don't care about any of that so long as it's ~~real~~ Texas-style BBQ.

Ok, that's all good. I'll have the munchies. Something to go with the brownines and bbq'd babies. Got any for liquid refreshment?

Persephone · « **Reply #142 on:** May 07, 2011, 09:22:27 PM »

Quote from: lost_ti_bon_ange on May 07, 2011, 09:17:14 PM

Quote from: Persephone on May 07, 2011, 08:55:41 PM
Are they regular brownies or psychedelic ones?

Let's just say that my brownies are very well liked, and tend to enhance your culinary expereince.

<looks left, looks right, lowers voice> you, uh, you wanna try one?

Quote
Mine says something about cole slaw vs. beans on the side. I don't care about any of that so long as it's ~~real~~ Texas-style BBQ.

Ok, that's all good. I'll have the munchies. Something to go with the brownines and bbq'd babies. Got any for liquid refreshment?

I want one of these for my house so I'll bring one to the BBQ. Hope everyone likes Guinness. If not, more for me. {hic}

xphobe · « **Reply #143 on:** May 07, 2011, 09:24:02 PM »

Quote from: lost_ti_bon_ange on May 07, 2011, 09:17:14 PM

<looks left, looks right, lowers voice> you, uh, you wanna try one?

<raises hand furtively> can I have two?

By the way, we don't only bbq babies in Texas - we deep-fry them whole, too. And for Christmas we have a turbaben!

edit: I made up that word, but then I googled it, and actually got a hit! Apparently I am not the first to imagine such a culinary chimera.

Ambassador Pony · « **Reply #144 on:** May 07, 2011, 09:25:25 PM »

You're in, mon p'tit bon ange.

Xphobe, print this page and visit your local grocer. It gets you twenty percent off all meat products. If they argue with you, insist.

Persephone, you know you're in too, right?

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Author Topic: The Atheist Corner (Read 11540 times)