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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #116 on: March 14, 2011, 09:28:27 PM »
May I join? Please?
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #117 on: March 14, 2011, 09:32:10 PM »
Access granted.
You believe evolution and there is no evidence for that. Where is the fossil record of a half man half ape. I've only ever heard about it in reading.

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #118 on: March 14, 2011, 09:38:43 PM »
whats an atheist corner, do I have to wear a dunce cap?  :angel:
The classical man is just a bundle of routine, ideas and tradition. If you follow the classical pattern, you are understanding the routine, the tradition, the shadow, you are not understanding yourself. Truth has no path. Truth is living and therefore changing. Bruce lee

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #119 on: March 14, 2011, 10:20:59 PM »
Yes.  And, to assure your atheism-authenticity, you need to submit an original recipe for serving live babies. 
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #120 on: March 14, 2011, 10:35:43 PM »
Yes.  And, to assure your atheism-authenticity, you need to submit an original recipe for serving live babies.

I am not sure i could eat them live, all that screaming and stuff.  I like it cooked with mushroom sauce.  ;) I don't need a headache wile I eat.
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #121 on: March 15, 2011, 01:04:13 PM »
Do you hereby declare that you are baby-eating, godless, science-spewing scum of the earth?
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #122 on: March 15, 2011, 02:37:42 PM »
Can I join too?

A forum where you don't have theists posting "I need answers" then start preaching and acting like they have all the answers must be nice.

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #123 on: March 15, 2011, 08:25:07 PM »
Do you hereby declare that you are baby-eating, godless, science-spewing scum of the earth?

You cannot get in unless you so declare.  Baby recipes are actually optional.
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #124 on: March 15, 2011, 11:19:50 PM »
     Sorry I have been a little more busy lately and haven't noticed this thread.  Is this serious or what?  I skipped from the first to the fifth page and am assuming this is crap.  Correct me if I am wrong.   :?

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #125 on: March 16, 2011, 01:53:39 AM »
If it's crap, then I wouldn't wanna be in a corner with it.

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #126 on: March 16, 2011, 07:22:41 AM »
     Sorry I have been a little more busy lately and haven't noticed this thread.  Is this serious or what?  I skipped from the first to the fifth page and am assuming this is crap.  Correct me if I am wrong.   :?

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #127 on: March 17, 2011, 08:55:00 AM »
Do you hereby declare that you are baby-eating, godless, science-spewing scum of the earth?

You cannot get in unless you so declare.  Baby recipes are actually optional.

I so declare.

I'm glad the baby-eating is optional. I feel, the only "living forever" there is, is the way you are remembered by future generations.

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #128 on: March 17, 2011, 08:56:22 PM »
Do you hereby declare that you are baby-eating, godless, science-spewing scum of the earth?

holds hand up, slap, wrong hand!  I declare I be a baby eating, godless, science spewing scum of the earth.
  science spewing, lol
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #129 on: March 24, 2011, 05:49:11 AM »
Please sir, can I have some more?

(Or less as the case may be)
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #130 on: April 15, 2011, 04:49:35 AM »
Is there really an atheist corner or do I need to produce photos of me defacing the local church as earning my colours?
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #131 on: April 15, 2011, 10:42:11 AM »
I'm surprised a Mod hasn't responded to you yet. I know after seeing your request they check your post history to see if you post like an Athiest or Thiest or w/e.

I'd pm a Mod to see if you were forgotten or something.

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #132 on: April 16, 2011, 05:06:03 AM »
Busy day. First I did this


Realising this was a pretty piss poor attempt, I then tried a bit of smiting myself. Not bad.


Not totally happy I'd done enough, a quick stop produced this


On the way home I thought a quick smoke might be in order so


Just to make doubly sure, a quick trip back in time and


Damn, I've gone too far haven't I?
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #133 on: April 16, 2011, 08:36:29 AM »
That was so beautiful... brought tears of joy to my eyes.

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #134 on: April 16, 2011, 08:50:54 AM »
Is there really an atheist corner or do I need to produce photos of me defacing the local church as earning my colours?

PM Pony or HAL directly. They might not have noticed the thread. Or, alternately, it's possible they just think you're not cool enough to hang with the "in" crowd.
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #135 on: April 16, 2011, 08:55:09 AM »
I had to check into those church attacks.

Turns out it was grant.

Welcome, brother. The baby banquet is at eight.
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #136 on: April 20, 2011, 07:55:21 AM »
Haven't posted much lately, but wouldn't mind lurking in the AC as well.

Hook me up, please.
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #137 on: May 07, 2011, 08:36:10 PM »
Well, I'm not as industrious as grant, but I have been known to get snarky with believers. Can I have a seat in the Corner?





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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #138 on: May 07, 2011, 08:40:59 PM »
You'll have access to a atheists-only area and receive special offers and announcements reserved only for them.

That reminds me, I haven't gotten any emails about special atheist early-bird sales or coupon codes.  What's the deal?
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #139 on: May 07, 2011, 08:45:18 PM »
Maybe everybody is waiting for my brownies?


Wait - we get coupons? For the baby bbq?
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #140 on: May 07, 2011, 08:55:41 PM »
Maybe everybody is waiting for my brownies?
Are they regular brownies or psychedelic ones?

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Wait - we get coupons? For the baby bbq?
Mine says something about cole slaw vs. beans on the side. I don't care about any of that so long as it's real Texas-style BBQ.
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #141 on: May 07, 2011, 09:17:14 PM »
Are they regular brownies or psychedelic ones?

Let's just say that my brownies are very well liked, and tend to enhance your culinary expereince.   8)

<looks left, looks right, lowers voice> you, uh, you wanna try one?

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Mine says something about cole slaw vs. beans on the side. I don't care about any of that so long as it's real Texas-style BBQ.

Ok, that's all good. I'll have the munchies. Something to go with the brownines and bbq'd babies. Got any for liquid refreshment?
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #142 on: May 07, 2011, 09:22:27 PM »
Are they regular brownies or psychedelic ones?

Let's just say that my brownies are very well liked, and tend to enhance your culinary expereince.   8)

<looks left, looks right, lowers voice> you, uh, you wanna try one?

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Mine says something about cole slaw vs. beans on the side. I don't care about any of that so long as it's real Texas-style BBQ.

Ok, that's all good. I'll have the munchies. Something to go with the brownines and bbq'd babies. Got any for liquid refreshment?

I want one of these for my house so I'll bring one to the BBQ. Hope everyone likes Guinness. If not, more for me. {hic}


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Leonard: Well, Einstein had a busy sex life.
Sheldon: Yes, but he never unified gravity with the other forces. If he hadn't been such a hounddog we'd all have time machines.

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #143 on: May 07, 2011, 09:24:02 PM »
<looks left, looks right, lowers voice> you, uh, you wanna try one?

<raises hand furtively> can I have two?

By the way, we don't only bbq babies in Texas - we deep-fry them whole, too.  And for Christmas we have a turbaben!

edit: I made up that word, but then I googled it, and actually got a hit!  Apparently I am not the first to imagine such a culinary chimera.

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #144 on: May 07, 2011, 09:25:25 PM »
You're in, mon p'tit bon ange.

Xphobe, print this page and visit your local grocer. It gets you twenty percent off all meat products. If they argue with you, insist.

Persephone, you know you're in too, right?
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