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Offline Str82Hell

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2010, 02:02:05 PM »
Yay, a secret society, sign me up. I'm ready to take over the world :)
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2010, 02:05:54 PM »
Can I have in?!?
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #31 on: December 31, 2010, 02:40:11 PM »
I get lumped in with atheists on a daily basis.  Does that count?

PS. no, it shouldn't

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2010, 04:16:54 PM »
10 more posts to go. I didn't post that much at first because I was still getting a feel for the place. Y'all can be pretty intimidating with all of your knowledge. I'm learning the ropes, though :)
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2010, 07:57:34 PM »
Me, too.
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2010, 08:02:28 PM »
^^^I forgot to say, DKit, that concerning the free toaster I have promised you that you will only get that reward in heaven.

If it's a double toaster with a bagel setting, I'm in. 
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2011, 05:36:09 AM »
*Raises hand*

You read my sig again, didn't you...

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2011, 09:57:43 AM »
^^^
The six-fingered man!  My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.   ;D

Sign me up.  For just this moment, it would be fun to be a Christian and say, "Sign me up!  What?  You guys always say 'You're atheists too--we just disbelieve in one more god than you do!' [/rules lawyer]"

But, being an actual, atheisty atheist, I guess I can sign up without looking for loopholes. 

:blank:  <---BTW, is that the smiley that represents Jack Chick's Faceless Jesus?  Just wonderin'.
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2011, 10:06:35 AM »
But, being an actual, atheisty atheist, I guess I can sign up without looking for loopholes. 

Done.

Also, if any atheist admitted to the corner converts to a religion they are to inform the staff ASAP!

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2011, 07:51:46 PM »
Must see.

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2011, 07:59:05 PM »

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #40 on: January 09, 2011, 04:12:32 AM »
I promised myself if I ever saw atheists queuing up for something, I'd get in line:  I don't want to be left out. 

BTW... What's this for again?

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2011, 07:37:08 PM »
I'd like to sign up.
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2011, 08:25:21 PM »
Added.

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2011, 09:09:31 PM »
Dear me! All these people! The neighbourhood has been going downhill since a little after December 31, 2010, 01:58:11 AM.

Has anyone switched the lights out on the main board?
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2011, 09:19:41 PM »
Can I join in?  I have half a bag of Doritos in my fridge, which I might be willing to share.
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2011, 09:21:02 PM »
Can I join in?  I have half a bag of Doritos in my fridge, which I might be willing to share.

Sorry for the inconvenience, but I have to randomly make checks on who's being admitted.

Can you give me any evidence that you are really an atheist?

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2011, 09:25:12 PM »
Throw me in there.
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2011, 09:27:45 PM »
Throw me in there.

Sorry for the inconveinience, but I have to randomly make checks on who's being admitted.

Can you give me any evidence that you are really an atheist?

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2011, 01:12:35 AM »
I know a lot of my posts have a been wishy-washy, but on even days I'm an atheist and on odd days I'm just odd. If I qualify, sign me up.
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2011, 11:34:30 AM »
Sign me up.  I eat babies on a daily basis, and I look forward to discussing this habit further with my fellow atheists. 

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2011, 11:43:26 AM »
I want in please  8)
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2011, 11:49:08 AM »

Sign me up as well for the athesist only club!  I don't have an over extravagant building to seek like minded thinkers at every other street corner...
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2011, 12:12:10 PM »
Don't leave me out. I want to feel special.  ;)
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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2011, 12:42:01 AM »
"...but on a lighter note, demons were driven from a pig today in Gloucester."  Bill Bailey

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #54 on: January 11, 2011, 09:45:14 AM »
You'll have access to a atheists-only

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2011, 12:08:50 PM »
King me.

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #56 on: January 12, 2011, 04:28:21 AM »
Will there be punch and pie?

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Re: The Atheist Corner
« Reply #57 on: January 12, 2011, 01:21:15 PM »
Also a live band, a free shuttle and movie tickets.
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