I park my car at the helipad. A cobra attack helicopter takes me to a secret base. I jump out at 2000 ft and parachute into a 20 ft wide shaft that descends another 300 ft. At the bottom I dodge numerous types of venomous snake. The door interface requires I insert a needle into a vein. Once that is in place I have 5 seconds to type in a 30 character password. If I do not do it in time, or if I type the wrong word, I am injected wit a lethal dose of poison. Once I enter I am escorted to my office by 12 naked Jessica Simpson clones, none of whom are pregnant, all of whom are armed with uzis and samurai swords. Once at my office, they try to have their way with me. I fight them off because I wish to remain married to Mrs Screwtape. I always win the fight. Then I review FMEA documents, ISO 9001 forms, value stream maps, design prints and other procedures for a small company that manufactures standard replacement parts for faucets. After lunch, I tame lions. When it is time to go home, I am launched out of a tube to the helipad where I parked. I drive home to Mrs Screwtape who thinks I sell shoes.
