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some skepisms,
1. "I have not seen God. I have felt the invisible presence"
2. What if there is a rock in the middle of a road, a blind person is speeding towards it, ...they say that they can't see it.   Would you recommend him to keep speeding?

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Re: Congrats everyone, god gave you all a new organ for Christmas!!
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2017, 03:19:18 PM »
Tricked, I thought I was going to hear a song when I clicked on this.
The Greatest Story Ever Told Was So Wrong

Been Two thousand Years and He Ain't Shown Yet,

We Kept His Seat Warm and The Table Set.

The Greatest Story Ever Told Was so Wrong, So Wrong.

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Re: Congrats everyone, god gave you all a new organ for Christmas!!
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2017, 04:52:53 PM »
God gives us everything.  Now if He only would cure an amputee or two.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

Tide goes in, tide goes out !!!

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Re: Congrats everyone, god gave you all a new organ for Christmas!!
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2017, 04:57:07 PM »
Losing limbs is an opportunity for spiritual growth, amputees should be thankful god took their limbs.

Could I be a pastor or what?
some skepisms,
1. "I have not seen God. I have felt the invisible presence"
2. What if there is a rock in the middle of a road, a blind person is speeding towards it, ...they say that they can't see it.   Would you recommend him to keep speeding?

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Re: Congrats everyone, god gave you all a new organ for Christmas!!
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2017, 04:58:05 PM »
Losing limbs is an opportunity for spiritual growth, amputees should be thankful god took their limbs.
I know that but one is not too much to ask for...is it?
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

Tide goes in, tide goes out !!!

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Re: Congrats everyone, god gave you all a new organ for Christmas!!
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2017, 11:56:40 PM »
yum yum. Do we eat it with soy sauce?
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be bleedn obvious.