^you talk too much.
That's what everyone keeps telling me. And I don't understand it. It's not like I just keep going and going and going saying the same things over and over again. I mean, it's completely fine when they tell me that. What I don't understand is why they don't get that's it's just not true. You would think that after I explain all the various ways that I am not
overtly talkative that they would get it. It's not like I say the same things over and over and over again or anything. I don't get it.
After someone tells me I talk too much, I tell them all about how I'm not that talkative. It's clearly the case - after all, if I were
the type to talk too much, would I really be able to spend 30 minutes telling someone all the ways that I don't talk too much? Didn't think so.
It's not as if I just repeat myself, saying the same things over and over and over again. It's completely fine when someone tells me that I talk too much, but after explaining, in point-by-point detail, how I do not
talk too much, I'd expect them to finally understand that I do not, in fact, talk too much. I don't think it's too much to ask - just understand that I really don't talk too much. It's not like I say the same things over and over and over again.
Anyway, how about that local sports team? Aren't they the worst? I like candy. Bubblegum and taffy. Oh yeah, and this one time when I was at the corner of 5th and Washington, and this chick (I thought was a chick at least) propositioned me, and I said no - good times. I said no. I totally said no. Regardless of what he says - he's a liar. But yeah...taffy.
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