New twist on an old joke
Once there was a American Christian an American Muslim and an American atheist walking together and they found a genie in a bottle. The genie said he would give each of them one wish. The Muslim says, "ok my wish is that i want all of my people back in their own country and happy under Islamic law, like the way it should be." so poof all the Muslims are in Saudi Arabia. Next the Christian says, "i want to have all my fellow Christians back in God's promised land and happy." so poof, all the Christians are in Israel. So the atheist asks, "so all the Muslims and Christians are out of America?" The genie replies "yes, what is your wish?"
"I'll just have a coke"