A person had a back problem (maybe hip) because of one side of their leg was longer.
Yea. I'm calling you (and whoever is part of the scam) a liar.
For the record, our bodies are asymmetrical. EVERYONE has one leg longer than the other.
For the record, I could say something completely crude yet hillarious here, specifically involving 3rd legs. But I won't. Too much class, you see.
Oh, and update: I haven't found Jesus yet unfortunately.
I THOUGHT I felt a presence the other night, but it turns up it was just a McRib digesting.
So, feeling dejected, and with the obligatory giant hole in my soul that so desperately needs filling in order for me to not be a miserable and morally bankrupt human being, I even checked the back of my closet, the laundry hamper, and behind the carwash on the corner... No luck. So either homeboy lied and didn't pray for me, his faith isn't strong enough, or Yahweh just hasn't found the time yet. Which sucks because I just de-converted a Jehovah's witness the other day, and a timely intervention from the Almighty would surely have stayed my devilish tounge, and saved that poor wackadoo from the eternity of delightful tortures that doubtless awaits him now.
My bet is that God just doesn't like me. Or Jehovah's Witnesses, apparently.
I'll continue to keep an eye out though.
