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YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« on: April 06, 2010, 05:08:46 AM »
LOOK GOD DOES EXIST AND IF U CANT SEE THAT THEN YOUR A STUPID RETARDED IDIOT WHO IS AN ATHIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO6DXOsKOw4[/youtube]
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2010, 05:44:43 AM »
sorry, no athiests here. only rational thinkers or, as i like to call them, atheists
also, god exists about as much as the tooth fairy... or the loch ness monster... i would say santa but at least he's based on a real person
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2010, 05:48:30 AM »
OH WOW THATS PWNSOME

ATHEISTS ARE STUPID KEWLLL

Now if only it didn't come from a retard...
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2010, 06:08:57 AM »
OP used the "R" word.  Sarah Palin will be on your a$$. ;)
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2010, 06:09:55 AM »
OP used the "R" word.  Sarah Palin will be on your a$$. ;)

Not if I get there first.  Muahahhaa!
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2010, 07:19:43 AM »
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Re:  YOUR STUPID!

Why thanks, I was wondering where I left it.

Seeing as you obviously love it, and have worked so hard on perfecting it, why don't you just keep it.

Consider it your personal gift.  ;)
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2010, 07:25:29 AM »
My stupid what...?

Why is it that so many xians think we are stupid because we find it difficult to believe in an invisible, magical guy who never talks to us?  Geez.  Cut us some slack here.  It is not as if pictures of god were on magazines covers.  It is not as if god was making any appearances any more. He's playing hide and seek.  And we just cannot find him.
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2010, 08:00:09 AM »
LOOK GOD DOES EXIST AND IF U CANT SEE THAT THEN YOUR A STUPID RETARDED IDIOT WHO IS AN ATHIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whelp, that does it for me.   I'm convinced.    Slap my ass and call me a convert, 'cause I've seen the light.     This stellar, compelling work of persuasive argumentation has shown itself to be beyond all refute, and more, has in the span of a single, short sentence made an utterly sublime case for god.

I can't believe I've been so blind for all these years.   Where was this sentence 14 years ago?    WHERE WAS THIS SENTENCE WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND NEW!

This sentence has changed my life.   There is great wisdom in the "U", and I can tell that god was stirring the author's hand in leading on into "CANT" -without the apostrophe-.   God TRULY WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, because  U CANT is -actually an anagram- for TUCAN, which if you say it out loud, kind of sounds like "YOU CAN!", and that's God's uplifting message for all of us! (though I think we've got our first Holy Sentence schism built in here, 'cause SOME stupid foolish idiot will think god meant Tucan birds when HE CLEAR MEANT 'YOU CAN!')

AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER (holy wow, all of a sudden I feel an immense power in my hands!   I CAN'T STOP CAPITALIZING!  ZOMG I AM SO EXITED I CANT EVEN RMBR HOW 2 SPEL NEMOR!)

And then the Holy Sentence says that IF you can't see that (that GOD EXIST!)  then we are all stupid retarded idiot!    IT IS SO CLEAR TO ME NOW!

BECAUSE WE WOULD THEN BE ATHIEST, and God, that tricky, wise old God (Oh how I love him so muchly muchly much!) hid ANOTHER SEKRIT MESSAGE FOR U N ME THAR!

AHIEST is actually supposed to be ATHEIST, and Atheists -don't believe in God- and CANT SEE THAT HE EXIST!

WOWOWOWOWOW!!1!!1!!!1!1!lolercopter!1!!11!1wtf?!1!1bbq!!1!!one


...*cough*

Yeah.  That really is the most intelligent commentary I could come up with for this.  
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2010, 08:08:39 AM »
^Will you marry me?
Now I am naked with a towel over my lap typing on the computer.

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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2010, 08:47:21 AM »
*You're

FTFY ... that's my biggest spelling pet peeve.

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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2010, 08:48:02 AM »
^Will you marry me?

My wife might protest me marrying someone, but I'll happily share my tea with you!
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2010, 08:50:03 AM »
^Will you marry me?

My wife might protest me marrying someone, but I'll happily share my tea with you!
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2010, 08:50:59 AM »
LOOK GOD DOES EXIST AND IF U CANT SEE THAT THEN YOUR A STUPID RETARDED IDIOT WHO IS AN ATHIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, when you have no arguments call us stupid. That's such a deep and convincing thought.

Am I wrong or your ignorance talks from deep inside of you?
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2010, 01:19:57 PM »
LOOK GOD DOES EXIST AND IF U CANT SEE THAT THEN YOUR A STUPID RETARDED IDIOT WHO IS AN ATHIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[ftfy]Look, god does exist and if you can't see that, then you're a stupid, retarded, idiot, who is an atheists.[/ftfy]

Well, I would have said you should clean up your grammar and spelling if you wanted to look less like a nutter with no education, but I see it doesn't really help much.
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 01:22:16 PM »
you found my stupid? thanks but you can keep it. it will have more company if it stays with you ;)
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2010, 01:25:33 PM »
LOOK GOD DOES EXIST AND IF U CANT SEE THAT THEN YOUR A STUPID RETARDED IDIOT WHO IS AN ATHIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Reminds me of this clip from Family Guy

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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2010, 01:47:02 PM »
LOOK GOD DOES EXIST AND IF U CANT SEE THAT THEN YOUR A STUPID RETARDED IDIOT WHO IS AN ATHIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't you just feel the love of Christ in that post? It's almost enough to make me regret all the times I've used the word "fucktard" to describe mindless believers.
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2010, 02:08:39 PM »
LOOK GOD DOES EXIST AND IF U CANT SEE THAT THEN YOUR A STUPID RETARDED IDIOT WHO IS AN ATHIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The stupid! It burns!! You expect us to just believe that your God exists just by showing us that video? And for that insult, that's laughable! you have no brains or neurons from what i can see. I don't need to believe in anyone's Gods because there is no proof of their existence! Even if there was a God, i wouldn't want to worship it.

PS, you're an atheist in a respect to disbelieving in Zeus and Vishnu.
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2010, 03:31:29 PM »
LOOK GOD DOES EXIST AND IF U CANT SEE THAT THEN YOUR A STUPID RETARDED IDIOT WHO IS AN ATHIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So... Umm... What is it exactly you're trying to say?  :shrug

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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2010, 04:52:26 PM »
LOOK GOD DOES EXIST AND IF U CANT SEE THAT THEN YOUR A STUPID RETARDED IDIOT WHO IS AN ATHIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fact that you do not know the correct usage of 'your' and 'you're' indicates to me that you're an idiot.  Secondly, the term is 'atheist' and is not 'athiest'.  Both of these things considered makes your insult hollow and really rather pathetic.
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2010, 05:37:06 PM »
The fact that you do not know the correct usage of 'your' and 'you're' indicates to me that you're an idiot. 

I'll go you one better.  He is a "fucking idiot"
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2010, 09:05:50 PM »
@ OP

May I offer you a lend of my Tomy Spellmaster?  It's an antique now, from when I was a boy, but it should still be sufficient for you to learn how to spell basic words before you call someone a stupid retard.

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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2010, 09:43:40 PM »
Guys like this always make me wonder "What would jesus rant?"

I thought about having my six year old niece spell check it but then I worried about her giggling to death.
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2010, 09:54:42 PM »
The fact that you do not know the correct usage of 'your' and 'you're' indicates to me that you're an idiot. 

I'll go you one better.  He is a "fucking idiot"

Please, we don't need this one fucking anything! 

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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2010, 10:23:15 PM »
Guys like this always make me wonder "What would jesus rant?"
That's good.  I like.   :D
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2010, 11:59:01 PM »
Stupid, hard-to-understand empty talk + Kutless song = PRICELESS! A bullseye in conversion... Even though I prefer P.O.D. Hey, OP, I think next time you should try posting DC Talk-Jesus Freak, maybe you would get a better conversion rate.

Just sayin' u know dude.

P.S. I would assume you learn spelling from Beavis and Butthead, but I know you are not that old to know of them...
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2010, 12:24:45 AM »
What puzzles me is that the OP is obviously a pre-teen or a young teen (or a poe):  No adult could own that much fail.  How did he come to this much hate so early in life?  My hate didn't start to build until I was in my twenties.

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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2010, 04:19:10 AM »
MY stupid brings all the boys to the yard and they're, like, "it's better than yours".  Damned right, it's better than yours!  Ican teach you but I have to charge.
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Re: YOUR STUPID! [#2384]
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2010, 12:54:04 PM »
The Bible, or a video that promotes the Bible, and mimmicks what it regurgitates, doesn't mean it's evidence that it's real.

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