LOOK GOD DOES EXIST AND IF U CANT SEE THAT THEN YOUR A STUPID RETARDED IDIOT WHO IS AN ATHIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whelp, that does it for me. I'm convinced. Slap my ass and call me a convert, 'cause I've seen the light. This stellar, compelling work of persuasive argumentation has shown itself to be beyond all refute, and more, has in the span of a single, short sentence made an utterly sublime case for god.
I can't believe I've been so blind for all these years. Where was this sentence 14 years ago? WHERE WAS THIS SENTENCE WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND NEW!
This sentence has changed my life. There is great wisdom in the "U", and I can tell that god was stirring the author's hand in leading on into "CANT" -without the apostrophe-. God TRULY WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS, because U CANT is -actually an anagram- for TUCAN, which if you say it out loud, kind of sounds like "YOU CAN!", and that's God's uplifting message for all of us! (though I think we've got our first Holy Sentence schism built in here, 'cause SOME stupid foolish idiot will think god meant Tucan birds when HE CLEAR MEANT 'YOU CAN!')
AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER (holy wow, all of a sudden I feel an immense power in my hands! I CAN'T STOP CAPITALIZING! ZOMG I AM SO EXITED I CANT EVEN RMBR HOW 2 SPEL NEMOR!)
And then the Holy Sentence says that IF you can't see that (that GOD EXIST!) then we are all stupid retarded idiot! IT IS SO CLEAR TO ME NOW!
BECAUSE WE WOULD THEN BE ATHIEST, and God, that tricky, wise old God (Oh how I love him so muchly muchly much!) hid ANOTHER SEKRIT MESSAGE FOR U N ME THAR!
AHIEST is actually supposed to be ATHEIST, and Atheists -don't believe in God- and CANT SEE THAT HE EXIST!
WOWOWOWOWOW!!1!!1!!!1!1!lolercopter!1!!11!1wtf?!1!1bbq!!1!!one
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Yeah. That really is the most intelligent commentary I could come up with for this.
