Hmmm. I have the inkling of a theory starting to germinate in my mind about your theory HAL. Just out of curiosity could you do me? Seeing that I am neither an atheist nor a true believer it could be mildly interesting.
So after reading this, what's your theory?
To all the beautiful people who come here and set up multiple accounts -
I have a natural ability to effectively communicate with bat shit crazy people. I did start a heated debate when I was in boot camp by telling this one guy that I was god and challenged him to prove me wrong. I happen to find irony very funny. I had a friend once who was poorer than me. Currently, my family is covered by medicaid/medicare and for a short time I was covered as well. I don't trust anyone who keeps trying to take my money. We recently adopted a puppy from our neighbor and had to take him to an emergency vet hospital late last night. It's a beautiful sun shiny day with low humidity at about 76. I am pretty much drunk at this moment. It's also a great day to get high ON WEED! What kind of drugs ya'll do?
This thread is wide open, anything goes. Now let me tell you something about restaurant workers. I will say this much in all honesty. Generally speaking of course. I guess they figure controversy = profits. They support gay marriage...they support open carry of firearms...If that ain't enough maybe you could do your own research. I've been scratching my head over this myself. Well dammit. It made sense in my mind. There really is too much to get into at the moment so I'll just leave this here for you to think about. Sooo, back to the drawing board.
Slow down there little eager...Look at the words which I just bolded. Religion is a tool.....to motivate the dumb masses to move. My view is that once they are old enough to be reasoned with they are too old for spankings. Why get offended over what god damned word comes out of someones mouth? This could be a big can of worms but I am sincerely confused by some of the arguments and statements posted on this forum. Do you think it is reasonable to dehumanize a whole group of people because they don't have the same views as you? Commin atcha from all angles bro! braaainz.
Another fun activity is to go into your local 24 hour grocery store around 1 or 2 in the morning and suck all the gas out of the whip cream on the shelves. I shit you not...it was magical. If that was too extreme...I will give one free +thumb to the first person who answers this question correctly. What do you get when you mix David Bowie with Annie Lennox, Lady Gaga and a Mormon? It's really quite easily explained if you just look at that bird over there!
Can you help me Mr. Ambassador? Who do you play with? Are you related to a troll, goes by the moniker of Animal? It's as if you know me, personally, like the back or your hand. Don't you cuss at me. You sound like a hopeless romantic. You want to brow beat and humiliate all believers into submission so that we can all contribute to society and be free from oppression or being made to feel stupid. The deliberate infliction of pain, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah...scare tactics and fear-mongering. I am sad for you. If I were to say to you that there are as many different realities as there are people to perceive it, would you agree or disagree? Also, if you start getting burnt out or overwhelmed just visit one of the recreational threads. Or you have grown tired of this POE you created maybe? Insulting bald guys will get you eaten by lions and tigers and bears, oh my! I am done with you. 0_o
Just had a thought...I have had drinks so this may not be exactly what I mean to say but here goes. What is more natural, wood or plastic? Is nuclear fusion natural? Concrete? Cars? A thought is forming in my addled mind. If a cat gives birth to kittens in an oven, it doesn't mean they're biscuits. This makes even less sense than putting screen doors on submarines. I could, without lying, tell you that I know for a fact that Satan is real because one time on LSD I played a game of chess with him. Loved every moment of it. We are the Gods that the lower primates will someday write stories about. Hold on to that thought.
I'm sorry...what were we talking about? Okay, I used to stare at the sun...you know why? Scares the shit out me frankly. We all know Velkyn pretty well. You seen the muscles on that woman?! She's fit, bet she could outrun a gazelle. I had to spank her a couple times for disrespecting her mothers authority. The idea came at me from nowhere. Somehow the girl survived but for how long no one knows. I remember when I was about 8 or 9, driving by a Girl Scout's camp area. But seriously....there are somethings that are better left unanswered.
Fuck Democrats. Fuck Republicans. Fuck the two party system. This is you and this is me. We are one and I am drunk. Can you see what my mind sees? You know, if we're all dead then I guess I am just talking to myself from here on out. I'm gonna go vomit then curl up in the fetal position for awhile.
Now, lets forget about this whole unpleasant mess and go shopping. I have a theory I will post at some point in the near future for your consideration. For now, I must retire. You may PM me if you like. Thank you for reading, I must now take my meds and attempt my ever elusive slumber.
KILL SCOT PETERSON.
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