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Have you joined the conspiracy?
« on: November 10, 2009, 02:07:34 PM »
"The evil Atheist conspiracy — a shadowy, diabolic organization of the godless that has infiltrated all the world's power structures and is gradually tightening its hold in preparation for the day when it will strike, conquer the planet itself and exterminate all things good, right and holy once and for all."

Yes, you too can now join a non-existent shadow organization to show the world just how benignly evil we all aren't...
Will you help unleash our non-evil ways on the world once and for all?

JOIN TODAY!

http://evilatheistconspiracy.org/en/about.htm
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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2009, 09:56:22 PM »
"The evil Atheist conspiracy — a shadowy, diabolic organization of the godless that has infiltrated all the world's power structures and is gradually tightening its hold in preparation for the day when it will strike, conquer the planet itself and exterminate all things good, right and holy once and for all."

Yes, you too can now join a non-existent shadow organization to show the world just how benignly evil we all aren't...
Will you help unleash our non-evil ways on the world once and for all?

JOIN TODAY!

http://evilatheistconspiracy.org/en/about.htm


I am not going to join any conspiracy that doesn't have the word "fiendish" in its manifesto.   So take your vanilla evil atheist pretender and bugger off.
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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 02:28:11 PM »
I seem to recall joining them about 10 years ago. They used to have a list of non-existent members but I can't find it on the site.
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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2009, 02:32:51 PM »
I would ask a moderator to lock this thread and then delete it. Far too much has been said.

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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2009, 12:23:01 PM »
I would ask a moderator to lock this thread and then delete it. Far too much has been said.

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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2010, 09:57:34 AM »
i would join but i just joined seven other pseudo-conspiracy pseudo-movements of pseudo-evil and i think i would have my plate full if i tried to add another pseudo-item to that list of pseudo-things i must pseudo-do
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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2010, 11:16:23 AM »
Do you get to eat babies at the meetings? If so, I'm in. ;)
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Offline ReasonIsOutToLunch

Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2010, 06:06:14 PM »
You mean this isn't the conspiracy headquarters?
God, doesn't know pi.

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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2010, 06:09:59 PM »
I would join
1. If they have a lair
2. If they have a death ray, or some other machine of evil and destruction
3. If the hencemen can be dispatched with impunity

But not if it involves stroking white cats, because I'm allergic. Sharks and piranhas are OK though - I'm a bit of an amateur aquarist.
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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2010, 06:16:20 PM »
Sharks and piranhas are OK though - I'm a bit of an amateur aquarist.
I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something very fishy about this claim.
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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2010, 12:02:53 AM »
I would join
1. If they have a lair
2. If they have a death ray, or some other machine of evil and destruction
3. If the hencemen can be dispatched with impunity

But not if it involves stroking white cats, because I'm allergic.

Then you probably don't want to visit the EAC controlroom...

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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2010, 12:12:27 AM »
I seem to recall joining them about 10 years ago. They used to have a list of non-existent members but I can't find it on the site.

 If it's the list I'm thinking of, it was maintained by Michelle Malkin (yeah I know, bizarre coincidence but different person).  I am number 643.
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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2010, 01:57:45 AM »
atheism is an army of one.

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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2010, 02:40:38 PM »
I'm my own evil conspiracy! I needn't join some pretender!  :P
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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2010, 03:24:18 PM »
I would join
1. If they have a lair
2. If they have a death ray, or some other machine of evil and destruction
3. If the hencemen can be dispatched with impunity

But not if it involves stroking white cats, because I'm allergic. Sharks and piranhas are OK though - I'm a bit of an amateur aquarist.

Cats do feature in the EAC (well , kittens actually) but fortunately any allergens seldom survive charcoal grilling.
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Re: Have you joined the conspiracy?
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2011, 03:06:46 PM »
It's been awhile, but I'm still working on who conspired to tie my shoelaces in knots in high school.
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