Christianity Thomas on 08 Oct 2009 12:17 am
A hilarious interchange between Michael Moore and Sean Hannity:
Some hilarious quotes that demonstrate the idiocy of “American Christianity”:
MOORE: I’m a religious fanatic? Yes, I am, actually. I believe that when Jesus said that you’re to love your neighbor…
HANNITY: As yourself.
MOORE: … as yourself, you’re to love your enemy. Do you love your enemy?
HANNITY: I don’t hate you, by the way.
MOORE: Do you love your enemy, though?
HANNITY: Yes, I do.
MOORE: You do?
HANNITY: I do.
MOORE: So you love Al Qaeda, then.
HANNITY: No, I don’t love them. I love them in the sense that I want to destroy them.
MOORE: I don’t think that’s the love Jesus was talking about.
HANNITY: I want them to see — they want to go see Allah, I’m all in favor of giving them a first class ticket if — if they don’t respect human life and dignity.
HANNITY: Because I think you’re an unapologetic socialist, however you want to describe yourself. Fair?
HANNITY: I’m a Christian.
MOORE: Yeah, well…
HANNITY: But we have different views on the economic system.
MOORE: Well, no, but I believe in what Jesus said that…
HANNITY: So do I.
MOORE: You — well, are you Catholic?
HANNITY: I’m Catholic.
MOORE: Really? Did you go to mass on Sunday?
HANNITY: Every Sunday. I went to…
MOORE: You went to mass this past Sunday?
HANNITY: I did.
MOORE: What was the sermon about? Do you remember the Gospel?
HANNITY: It was about Michael Moore and capitalism.
MOORE: No, no, come on. You didn’t go! You didn’t go!
HANNITY: I go every Sunday, I go every Sunday.
MOORE: Well, so, do you remember the Gospel this past Sunday?
HANNITY: I don’t remember the Gospel this past Sunday.
MOORE: It was just two days ago.
Since Moore is religious, he gets caught in his own trap as well:
HANNITY: So here’s my question. If you really believe this lecture you’re giving me on religion.
HANNITY: And you have all this money. And you have other rich, influential friends that perhaps agree with you.
HANNITY: And you don’t like capitalism.
HANNITY: When I saw those people in your movie being evicted, and it — I didn’t like it either, but we have a different view.
HANNITY: Why don’t you just take your money and donate? Why don’t you start an organization to help people in that situation?
If they are both “Christians”, why don’t they give up everything and follow Jesus? Like this: