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Christianity Thomas on 23 Jul 2009 12:38 am

Ever seen Ezekiel 4:9 bread at the health food store?

Ever seen Ezekiel 4:9 bread at the health food store? It’s made by a company called Food For Life:


Now read Ezekiel 4:9. You decide if you want to eat their bread:

Ezekiel 4:9-15 (New International Version)

9 “Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels [a] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin [b] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” 13 The LORD said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.”

14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign LORD! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No unclean meat has ever entered my mouth.”

15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow manure instead of human excrement.”

Why would ANYONE be a Christian?

3 Responses to “Ever seen Ezekiel 4:9 bread at the health food store?”

  1. on 23 Jul 2009 at 10:50 am 1.Tommy said …

    Ah, there’s nothing like that cooked-over-human-excrement taste!

  2. on 28 Jul 2009 at 3:45 pm 2.Matt said …

    Uh, what does eating Ezekiel bread have to do with being a Christian?

  3. on 28 Jul 2009 at 4:08 pm 3.MonaFae said …

    Ah! My bible bread! My mom buys this stuff for our household. I eat several variations of the product by this company and it’s all quite delicious. I find this bread is quite filling with scrambled eggs in the morning.

    However, I absolutely don’t believe in their marketing techniques. Even when I still considered myself Christian I thought it was quite a silly way to market a loaf of health store bread.

    You should seriously try pan frying the raisin toast Ezekiel bread in some butter, so delish.

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