A funny situation has arisen in the Republican party. Either: 1) God cannot decide who he wants to be president, or 2) God is purposefully telling people to run so they can suffer the agony of defeat, and 3) these candidates are lying:
This year, we have no less than four God-called GOP candidates for president, former Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA) Rep. Michelle Bachmann (R-MN), Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX), (Mrs. Perry agrees) and now Herman Cain. So far.
There should be no clearer proof that God is imaginary. If a God really existed, and if God chose candidates, then God would decide who would be president and we would have learned by now that voting is unnecessary. God’s chosen candidate would always win, what with God being all-powerful and such.