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Christianity Thomas on 19 May 2011 12:13 am

Rapture prank for Saturday, May 21

From @craigary on Twitter:

Rapture prank: On Saturday, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town.

15 Responses to “Rapture prank for Saturday, May 21”

  1. on 19 May 2011 at 11:31 pm 1.Hell Yeah said …

    Good one. Better yet, put them in or around churches.

  2. on 19 May 2011 at 11:56 pm 2.DPK said …

    Na… really freak the Christians out and put them around Mosques.

  3. on 21 May 2011 at 1:15 pm 3.Jynx said …


    I have a neighbor afflicted with Christianity and I may try this one on his front yard. :)

  4. on 21 May 2011 at 7:09 pm 4.Observer said …

    Perhaps not surprisingly, no one I know has vaporized, or arisen into the arms of Jeeeehayzuz today. There are some neighbor kids who went to a hip-hop show last night. Isn’t that kind of “raptured”?

    The day isn’t over yet. I am still hoping that Christians around the world will disappear by tomorrow morning. My best instincts are whispering disappointment lurks with the dawn.

  5. on 22 May 2011 at 8:29 pm 5.Observer said …

    Saw a load of Baptists wearing their Sunday best this morning on my way to the gym. Yes. I am disappointed.

  6. on 23 May 2011 at 1:27 am 6.Rostam said …

    Aw Geez, Observer is still with us. I was only hoping to see him lose internet access. Oh well, we all must put up with bigots in our daily existence.

  7. on 23 May 2011 at 1:12 pm 7.Anti-Theist said …

    At least we all know that religious nuts who idolize Iranian warriors could never be bigoted…or could they?

  8. on 23 May 2011 at 5:24 pm 8.DPK said …

    I was very much amused watching the reporting on the latest Doomsday prophesy. You have all the religious nut jobs commenting on how wacky they think the OTHER religious nut jobs are!
    I remember my son relating to me how in freshman year he had a “World Religions” course requirement. They were studying, I think, Scientology, and one of the christian coeds commented, “That isn’t even like a “real” religion! Sounds like somebody just made all that stuff up!”

  9. on 23 May 2011 at 5:42 pm 9.Lou said …

    8.DPK said …

    I was very much amused watching the reporting on the latest Doomsday prophesy. You have all the religious nut jobs commenting on how wacky they think the OTHER religious nut jobs are!”


    The media should be reporting how ALL religions have a “Doomsday prophesy” and that ANYBODY that believes them is just as wacky as the “nut jobs” who believed Harold Camping. His prophesy is no different than any found the the so-called Holy Bible. As a Christian, if you believe in the biblical rapture prophesy, then you are just as stupid as the Camping followers that you ridicule.

  10. on 23 May 2011 at 7:14 pm 10.Jay said …

    Right on!
    I think it’s funny how many Christians are ridiculing this Mr. Camping, yet they will continue to believe in the greatest fairy tale ever told.

  11. on 23 May 2011 at 7:33 pm 11.DPK said …

    Yes, I love it when say, protestant christians laugh at the mormons with their magic underwear, and at the muslims with their flying horses, but they find nothing amusing when you laugh at their talking snakes and donkeys……..

  12. on 24 May 2011 at 2:46 am 12.Lou said …

    It is between fifty and sixty years since I read the Apocalypse, and I then considered it merely the ravings of a maniac, no more worthy, nor capable of explanation than the incoherences of our own nightly dreams…. what has no meaning admits no explanation.
    — Thomas Jefferson, to Alexander Smyth, January 17, 1825

  13. on 24 May 2011 at 3:32 am 13.DPK said …

    Now he’s claiming he miscalculated the date again, so we have to listen to this crap all over again on October 21st…. whoops… sorry lads!

  14. on 24 May 2011 at 3:49 pm 14.Lou said …

    Harold Camping’s May 21 Rapture Teachings Deleted From New Family Radio Website

    Mon, May. 23, 2011 Posted: 05:50 PM EDT

    After Harold Camping’s failed rapture prediction made headlines, Family Radio redesigned its website Monday and erased the soothsayer’s writings that warn people of the May 21 Judgment Day.

    Shortly after midnight Monday, Family Radio launched an overhaul of its website, removing any mention of Camping’s end of the world predictions.

    Gone is the prominent banner on Family Radio’s homepage reading, “Judgment Day, May 21, 2011, The Bible Guarantees It!” Gone is the countdown clock showing how many days left until the predicted rapture.

    And gone are the website links to Family Radio’s written, video and audio materials on the May 21 Judgment Day.

    Also removed from the main website is Camping’s booklet with the provactive title, “Gay Pride: Planned by God as A Sign of the End.”

    Instead of an image of trumpet horns declaring the Last Day, the main page of the new Family Radio website now has a graphic showing the globe, the Family Radio logo wrapped around it, and the Great Commission verse from Mark 16:15, “Go ye into all the world and preach the Gospel unto every creature.”

    Elena Garcia
    Christian Post Reporter

  15. on 24 Aug 2011 at 8:54 pm 15.I believe in Him said …

    I dont know whats wrong with you people! why would YOU want the rapture? whhat about the 7 LONG years of suffering? that joke is stupid, Some athiest nut did that and got left hooked by the police:) that actually was funny

    HEAR me out-

    Ok unless you chicken go to a table and pray for cancer to be cured by tommorrow:) now ready for the interesting news: IT WONT HAPPEN! ok so your ready to say(with noses HIGH in the air) i told you so… but its your fault READ this passage

    22 “Have faith in God,” Jesus answered. 23 “Truly I tell you, if anyone says to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and does not doubt in their heart but believes that what they say will happen, it will be done for them. 24 Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours. 25 And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive them, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins.”

    most athiests only know the 24 part, WELL i intro you to 23— YOU cant have any doubt- see the mountians would jump if you believed in the God that he could help you move them…

    TTYL and God bless you

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