Christians and Muslims, how would you respond to this simple question:

Just let everyone into heaven. Who is going to know?

You’re God. Your life sucks. You already know everything. You’ve already done everything you’re ever going to do. No point in surfing, or kayaking, or seeing Loni Anderson’s boobs. All you do is decide which of these silly, unpredictable creatures you’re going to damn to hell or lift up into heaven. And you realize, because I realize, and I’m retarded compared to you, that you could just let everyone into heaven and nobody would know.

Why is your God too stupid to understand this?

Perhaps it is because God is imaginary, and hell is an imaginary place created by humans.